Jook

Used mainly in Belfast, Ireland:

Slang for 'Look'. But in an informal, casual manner.

Often follows the word wee.

Have you tried that new noodle bar in town?

No, I had wee jook in the other day but didn't fancy it

by bananafish1 December 7, 2011

Jook

A Jook is to chode as chode is to jook. A Jook is a small wrinkled ballsack. Commonly seen in conjunction with a chode.

Margaret and Rodger love sucking jook’s at the weekend

‘Rodger’ that was the tastiest jook this week.

by Jook anonymous May 26, 2022

jooked

Verb. To be stabbed by an African-American of middle-class descent. Commonly followed by a stereotypical gangsta phrase, such as "cut you mo-fugga!!".

*white person walking down street, gets stabbed by black man*
Black Man: cut you mo-fuggahhhh!!!
White Guy: *cries* oh god!
Random Black bypasser: oh shit! you got jooked son!

by Jimmy 'The Mammoth' Hernes January 1, 2007

Jook it

Solo sex act preformed by a male. The act of being on all fours while reaching around your back and jerking off.

I really enjoy jooking it with essential oils.

I’m going to jook it.

by Rusty Lawrence September 20, 2018

jook

to get caught on something or to be whacked by something, more specifically by an unusual object or very unexpectedly.

1. A car crashes and one of its tires flies off and smacks you in the face. This would be referred to as a jooking.
2. You are about to enter a door and somebody opens it from the other side. The door would jook you in the face.
3. "I just got jooked by some bird shit!"
4. "He's about to get jooked by that meteorite!"
5. "I just got jooked on a fishing hook!"

by egbertfaffer June 26, 2009

jook

A robbery, armed or otherwise, as defined in the Big L classic, "Ebonics" from the album, "The Big Picture"

Yo don't sell to these cats, the're are mad grimey, I smell a jook.

by Hank the Horker July 25, 2006

jooks

noun: Enjoyment, usually specifically in the form of sexual gratification but also in a general context for sublime pleasure in an activity.
A Western bastardisation of the Creole/Jamaican verb jook "to have sex"

Also spelt as: joux, joox

See also: jollies, kicks

"So... you get your jooks throwing rocks at trains?"

M: Uhhh... nnnnnh...oooooh yeah OH! ohhhhhh...
F: Oh no you didn't! I haven't got my jooks yet!?!

by spider1984 February 3, 2007