Dirty Jonte

When a Japanese dude does anal with a red head
Dude Wayne totally pulled a dirty jonte last night..
by Your local sex offender July 19, 2021
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jonte antonino

A bi-sexual person of Arabian origin who's presence is not appreciated by anyone. He may get bids but he soon reverts back to Kiss My Sack.
Mum: How was you day?
Girl: I met the biggest jonte antonino today!
by Jack Plant November 14, 2011
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Jont Piece

A large yellow pick up truck used to pick up Walter Johnson girls. Also used to change behind. This vehicle is owned by a DeMatha boy yet utilized by the entire team.
Kristin: Lets go get in the jont piece!
*Dont hurt the jont piece
by K-luv July 15, 2008
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Daddy Jonte

Get ureself a daddy Jonte, hes a good HVHer and also has a huge dick frfr. Hes always hot and super nice. He can steal ure girl at any time so watch out ;D. Hes just a super man!
by Chaser187 November 21, 2021
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Jonte

Pronounced 'Donty', should be spelt 'Jonty', is a slimy old bastard whos favourite word is cunt. Has a yellow mullet that is attached to a hollow head, and sounds like a emo old man. He has recently come out of his but-ter-fi shell. "Cricilas, or crigilas, crixilis"
"Jonty has come out of his cricilas." (Jonte)
by Windermere Weapons March 20, 2023
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To jont

To pee upwards and then use that pee as lube.
"Yo bro I can't wait to jont later"
by Jonter May 11, 2025
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jonte

Jonte is a very sexy person who live in Sweden. He have a crush who her first letter is E. Jonte is angry some days and happy some days. Do you like a strong person? Jonte is perfekt for you!
Have you seen Jonte? He is very sexy!
by Sarrios January 25, 2017
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