Doing a Jono

Where you, or your friend, betray your friendship with others of the same gender to go and flirt with other people of the opposite sex (and commonly fail to pull).

"Oh look at Mobbsy, he is doing another Jono!" or "Doing a Jono again, Mobbsy?"

by Trident Spliffmonster October 9, 2006

jonkin my jeter

a term used by Philly cats, not new yorkers, to describe something that is totally outrageous, unbelievable, or indescribable.

You gotta be jonkin my jeter?!
Are you jonkin my jeter right now?!

by DJ Ridge and n00bd00dle March 17, 2011

jokowi

Jokowi is 7th president in Indonesia.

sekarang mana sepedanya pak?! Saya udah capek loh nulis kayak ginian

Jokowi

by Kylozed September 29, 2020

Did a Jonno

To drink so much that the night before doesn't exist to you.

Random|says= omg Jacob, you had sex with 3 different people in 2 hours
Jacob|says= Yep, I did a Jonno

by Jonno8825 January 2, 2009

Jonkonf'y

Consensual soft kissing (in Klingon)

Torak looked deep into K'Paak's eyes endlessly yearning to Jonkonf'y.

by flagelin February 19, 2015

jonking

To Jonk. Posing for a photograph while presenting an intoxicated, unconscious person with great enthusiasm and fanfare. Good form and proper etiquette dictate that while the intoxicated party need not be known to the Jonker, the Jonkee should not be homeless or injured.

Not unlike planking, the practice is meant as a good-natured meme.

There were so many passed out tourists at Oktoberfest, I took pleasure in jonking all of them!

by jezzandmark September 9, 2011

Jonked

To be jonked is to be knocked out for a really long time. Normally from a big meal such as a free range chickens or maybe alcohol

Ms Chimutwi had too much free-range chicken and got jonked out from 16:30pm to 5:00am.

by AbuComingFast March 20, 2021