A Dane joke is a very intellectual joke that no one understands except for the person who says it. Dane jokes are never funny, and usually involve things like political issues, grammatical errors or mathematical theorems.
1-Knock knock
2-Who's there
1-To
2-To who
1-No, to whom
1-Hahahahahahaha
2-what the actual fuck
1-do you get it
2-no that's a fucking Dane joke!!!
2-Who's there
1-To
2-To who
1-No, to whom
1-Hahahahahahaha
2-what the actual fuck
1-do you get it
2-no that's a fucking Dane joke!!!
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One piece of shit turns to another piece of shit and says, " I feel so crappy." Now that is a shitty joke.
by jpg3 July 13, 2012
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Person A: Hey, why did the chicken cross the road?
Person B: why?
Person A: Because it was bored.
Person B: OMG, that was such a jean joke
Person B: why?
Person A: Because it was bored.
Person B: OMG, that was such a jean joke
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Get the Jean joke mug.A Bergen Joke is one that takes copious amounts of effort to plan while producing low to moderate levels of humor. Typically, a Bergen Joke is enjoyed most by the joke-teller and after successfully completing a Bergen Joke, one should be moderately pleased with oneself when the subjects express their confusion regarding the amount of effort exerted. Historically, Bergen Jokes find their roots in dad-jokes, but in an extended manner and with added shenanigans.
I knew it was a Bergen Joke when my girlfriend couldn't believe I spent 5 months teaching the cat to turn off the lights when our house-guests are in the shower.
He's the best at Bergen Jokes, he never knows when its time to give up.
He's the best at Bergen Jokes, he never knows when its time to give up.
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Gurl: “You picking me up on your bike? Hell no, I aint going out with no fog jockey!”
Gurl: “You picking me up on your bike? Hell no, I aint going out with no fog jockey!”
by Whistlestick July 8, 2018
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The sports jockey is the male equivalent of the stage mom.
The sports jockey is the male equivalent of the stage mom.
Wife 1: (Sighing) My husband enrolled (insert child's name here) in softball, gymnastics, tennis, and track this year at school.
Wife 2: You poor thing. You married a sports jockey too?
Wife 2: You poor thing. You married a sports jockey too?
by Loxi July 17, 2009
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