jonk

hidari te, left handed laotian; one who jonks to survive; a sociopath; believes in mcmahanism;

i got jonked in the face while drinking green tea

by ditry ak November 3, 2006

Jonk

Rape in the ass and in the mouth

TWO guys playing Halo

First Nerd: Man stop killing me or im gonna jonk you

by Anthony DeMatteo, Mike huynh March 14, 2007

jonk

it is neha!!

your such a jonk neha

by d December 2, 2003

Jonk

To make an ugly face at someone.

Why she be jonkin me like that? Bitch be trippin.

by Stefani W. March 3, 2008

Jonk

‘Jonk’ is an abbreviation for ‘jonkleherm’ which is a dog which is extremely cute.

‘Aw look at Sally she’s a jonk’

by Mathz squ@d July 22, 2018

Jonk

To really screw something up. Like REALLY really screw something up.

Your Dad: "I must go to court to try to win full custody of my children"
Me: "Whatever you do, don't jonk it."

by Judy Hench February 11, 2021

jonk

(noun) - a person repeatedly not doing what is expected from previous knowledge

ex. 1-
Despite never showing up in class, Dennis manages to pass his exams

damn Dennis is such a jonk

ex. 2-
Albert: Wow, I can't believe Steve sold his car
Allen: Yea I thought he loves his car by the way he always drives it
Albert: What a jonk

by $walot January 18, 2022