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hidari te, left handed laotian; one who jonks to survive; a sociopath; believes in mcmahanism;
i got jonked in the face while drinking green tea
by ditry ak November 3, 2006
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TWO guys playing Halo

First Nerd: Man stop killing me or im gonna jonk you
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it is neha!!
by d December 2, 2003
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Why she be jonkin me like that? Bitch be trippin.
by Stefani W. March 3, 2008
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‘Jonk’ is an abbreviation for ‘jonkleherm’ which is a dog which is extremely cute.
‘Aw look at Sally she’s a jonk’
by Mathz squ@d July 22, 2018
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To really screw something up. Like REALLY really screw something up.
Your Dad: "I must go to court to try to win full custody of my children"
Me: "Whatever you do, don't jonk it."
by Judy Hench February 11, 2021
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(noun) - a person repeatedly not doing what is expected from previous knowledge
ex. 1-
Despite never showing up in class, Dennis manages to pass his exams

damn Dennis is such a jonk

ex. 2-
Albert: Wow, I can't believe Steve sold his car
Allen: Yea I thought he loves his car by the way he always drives it
Albert: What a jonk
by $walot January 18, 2022
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