Jonas Brothers

A fruity 3 "man" band who "sing" about friendship and such. 99% of the girl teen population has a weird obsession over them. Every girl who is in love with them has an I.Q. lower than a fish.

The Jonas brothers all claim to be straight, but their so far in the closet that "they are having adventures in Narnia." They try to hide the fact that they have vaginas by stuffing them with paper during photo shoots.

fan girl-" OMJ I SAW THE JONAS BROTHERS ON TV LAST NIGHT AND I PEED A LITTLE AND CRYED!!!!!!!!1111!!!!"

Smart person-"stfu please?"

Jonas Brothers by Zipitty September 7, 2009

Jonas Brothers

Three brothers that do each other before every concert, and that is why girls love them so much.

Sarah loved the Jonas Brothers so much because they do each other ♥.♥

Jonas Brothers by I'm Blah October 14, 2009

Jonas Brothers

A shitty and talentless band that plays Excrement falsely classified as rock music. The common Jonas Brothers fan that I have come across claims to be a hardcore rocker. When these fans are asked about rock legends such as Led Zeppelin, Lynard Skynard, Rolling Stones, The Beatles, or Nirvana they scratch their head in confusion.

Jimmy: My favorite band is the Jonas Brothers.

Bob: What the hell happened to Slayer, Pantera, or Metallica? I hate this world.

Jonas Brothers by Coerce1 March 17, 2009

Jonas Brothers

Three shits that cannot sing and smell like a dirty, 75 year old woman's vagina.

Ew.... the Jonas Brothers and Demi Lovato can't sing!

Jonas Brothers by this one's for you, zoe January 7, 2010

Jonas Brothers

The quintessence of faggotry. Possible target for assassination. Worst music of all time which promotes stupidity.

Teacher:"Give me a sentence for quintessence Johny."

Johny:"The Jonas Brothers are the quintessence of faggotry."

Teacher:" Excellent! A+!"

Jonas Brothers by Manwithamilliondollars March 11, 2009

Jonas Brothers

1. Epitome of FAIL and worse.
2. Useless pieces of shit that fangirls love to eat
3. Something about the worst music in the world aka wannabes.
4. JonASS BLOWERS
5. definition of GAY

Jonas Brothers free time.

Jonas #1: *wiggling his naked ass* C'mon Nick! Harder!
Jonas #2: Okidoki! *shoves his sausage into ass* Oh!*moans*
Jonas #3: Don't forget me! *jacks off*

Jonas Brothers by pizzamanilla January 24, 2010

Jonas Brothers

A terrible excuse for a pop band; A group of teenage guys that sing like they're just now going through puberty. Middle school and elementary school girls are ordinarily obsessed with them. Few high school girls are, but they're just wierd asses. Some people believe them to be gay, which it wouldn't be surprising if they did in fact suck eachother's dicks every night.

8 year old girl: OMG THE JONAS BROTHERS ARE SOO HOTT!

16 year old girl: OMG I KNOW I LOVE THEM I WOULD LIKE LICK THEIR ENTIRE BODIES!

Group of random people: What the fuck? Wierd ass.

Jonas Brothers by lissagetscrunkk October 28, 2009