Jinking

Jinking is the act of thinking about jacking off at a moment where its not possible. This is normally caused by pretty people or such

I saw this really hot model walk by and I instantly started Jinking

by justinrowan4304 January 26, 2017

Jonking

Verb, to Jonk. Effectively means to masturbate while engaged in the act of defecation.
It’s roots are the Scottish colloquial terms ‘jobby’ (defecate) and ‘wank’ (masturbate).

"Johnny's off to the toilet for a jonk... make sure he's locked the door"

by Gardineroso September 16, 2003

jonking

A delusional verve brought on by the realization of one's awesomeness

I am jonking, you are not that neato

by laddleladdle February 17, 2009

jinking

the act of thinking about jokes before you write them down or tell them to someone.

Hey man, I was jinking last night and thought of a lot of new jokes and pranks!

by Bobby Jean III September 28, 2010

Jointing

Smoking a joint.

Guy 1: Yo, what you doing?
Guy 2: Nothing, just jointing.
Guy 1: Kool, can I join you?
Guy 2: Sure.

by CJ-HC September 25, 2008

joining the league of penis

The act of playing League Of Legends while jacking off.

"Think I'll be joining the league of penis tonight."
"If you're gonna jerk it, why League? Just use the hub or something"
"Nah."

by whenyou89 October 28, 2020

johnkingsley

Person who has huge penis.

Person who no one cares about

Johnkingsley is my name

by Jktanktrouble October 8, 2020