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Cube Jockey

A generic office worker who spends their day in a cubicle and is most likely destined to spend the rest of their career in one. Usually have misplaced dreams of making it into an actual office with a door, but spend most of their day surfing the net and checking personal emails when the boss isn't looking. Like to complain about their job, sometimes check the want ads but NEVER do anything about it. Tend to hang out in packs by the vending machines of large office buildings.
Phil joined the insurance company 5 years ago as an assistant claims processor and has been a cube jockey ever since.
by Max Caffeine November 1, 2008
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Cheese Joke

A joke that's so bad that it's funny
How'd you like the movie?
It was so cheesy, I could make a hundred sandwiches...
*sigh* another cheese joke?
by notlameatall October 18, 2017
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ruhan joke

A 'ruhan joke' is when someone makes a joke however they laugh at it and only them.
Yo Shafiqul, that was such a ruhan joke!
by Clown Emoji March 6, 2020
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Dane joke

A Dane joke is a very intellectual joke that no one understands except for the person who says it. Dane jokes are never funny, and usually involve things like political issues, grammatical errors or mathematical theorems.
1-Knock knock
2-Who's there
1-To
2-To who
1-No, to whom
1-Hahahahahahaha
2-what the actual fuck
1-do you get it
2-no that's a fucking Dane joke!!!
by Choseseph10 June 19, 2014
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des joke

A joke made by someone that literally no one laughs at.
That joke was a Des joke it fucking sucked
by Mr bonar DUI October 28, 2017
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joie de vivre

a delight in being alive; keen, carefree enjoyment of living. Hearty or carefree enjoyment of life. A love of life. From French, meaning “joy of living.”

Joie de vivre, as one scholar has written, "can be a joy of conversation, joy of eating, joy of anything one might do… And joie de vivre may be seen as a joy of everything, a comprehensive joy, a philosophy of life.
she loves to travel the world, dance wildly and have many lovers... she genuinely is a joie de vivre
by 805amanda August 10, 2007
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shitty joke

A crappy gag is a shitty joke.
One piece of shit turns to another piece of shit and says, " I feel so crappy." Now that is a shitty joke.
by jpg3 July 13, 2012
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