Johnning

When you confirm plans then cancel in the last minute.

Man, are you johnning tonight?!

by Fiddlewick March 22, 2019

johnning

Holding onto a any sort of weed for an extended amount of time.

Brett: Hey Chuck! Stop johnning THAT and pass it this way.

by chuckyvorhees December 8, 2010

Johnning

When you have completed a project and go back time after time to admire your own work!

After cleaning out my pantry (which was a war zone) I couldn't resist the urge to open the doors everytime I past by and john the end result.

Tom was johnning the new deck he built every 5 minutes.

by tinymh August 13, 2009

Johnsonia

A Smith/Larz word to describe an out of this world sexual experience without sounding derogatory or crude, and also can be said around the family table without anyone else knowing what the fuck it means

**smirh** Hey, Larz, did you manage to go to Johnsonia last night?

**Larz** Yes I did mate, the girl was tang, worked it like a boss, so much so, that this chap was unprepared and she had to provide a Johnson sock so I could get her to ride me like a Denver bucking bronco

by Smith & Larz October 15, 2018

JohnsonCG

Biggest retard that has ever walked on this sorta green earth

JohnsonCG came into my discord channel the other day so i jumped off a cliff to land in gabs graceful arms

by NotMatress June 29, 2019

Johnsonite

Used to describe a supporter of the Conservative Politician Boris Johnson.

"Have you seen those Tories on the TV?"
"How can they defend Boris-Stupid Johnsonites"

by TheFuturePM April 4, 2022

Johnsonitis

having a big johnson/penis

yea man the doctor told me i got Johnsonitis.. i think it’s terminal

by YoungPrawn October 4, 2022