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Johnson

An amazing guy that is sweet, funny,caring. Usually very attractive, tall and has a certain innocence about him, although he might admit to none of those things. He is completely calm, cool, and composed. No one can ever be mad at him, and if they are, they get over it. Someone who you would want to be in your life forever. Very huggable and kissable. Good with kids, and is very respectful. Just wonderful in every possible way. It's hard to not love a Johnson, he is totally and completely loyal, well educated, smart, funny, sexy, talented, good at everything. You have a friend for life with a Johnson. A Johnson is picky about who he opens up to though.
Johnson is the sweetest guy I've ever met.
Girl, I think I'm in love with Johnson.
by King Louie James December 27, 2018
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The Johnson

The Johnson is when a man wakes up in the middle of the night, usually trying to get some booty, (not always, see examples below) and is rejected. When this happens, he proceeds to masturbate on his girl, in anger. There's three different known types of The Johnson.

1. The Johnson- Male masterbates on female then in good manor, cleans it up.
2. The Clean Johnson- Male masterbates on female in shower, water from the shower cleans her off.
3. The Dirty Johnson- Male is so pissed off because he is rejected that he masterbates on the female and leaves it there, for a nice surprise when she wakes up.
Erin got The Johnson on her birthday, she dosen't need a receipt for that!
by Topher Johnson January 12, 2009
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Johnson

Another word for a huge man part, the term you use when you slanging hella dick. Packing straight cock.

If this is your last name your are most likely well endowed and slaying pussy till you get HIV like Magic Johnson
I thought she was looking at my shoes but she was looking at my Johnson.

That girl is fine as fuck, I'm trying to give her this Johnson.
by DreamSZN March 18, 2021
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Johnson

Johnson is a square head little boy. He was kicked from Minecraft so now he is playing Roblox.
Person one: "Hi Johnson"
Johnson: "f*** off
by T.T Lover November 6, 2018
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johnson

by Dave111 July 25, 2008
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johnson

n. 1. slang for Penis
1.Bona Fide Ride
Step Aside My Johnson
Yes I Could In The Woods Of Wisconsin.

2. That boy has got a huge Johnson.
by Gregory Rice May 31, 2005
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Johnson

My johnson was so far up her pussy last night.
That MILF makes my johnson rock hard
by TerminalNig August 31, 2011
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