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Such a slutty bitch and she just wants dick and be a model
Omg josbert she is such a baddie, i love her, she is always been putiputi around.
by josbert November 22, 2021
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Jobert Fridolan

People who are kind and generous to others are also lovable, because they deserve love in return for giving it to others.A trustworthy person is reliable, responsible, and can be trusted completely. He is a trustworthy and level-headed leader.
Jobert Fridolan is a trustworthy person
by Stevenfrido November 23, 2021
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Jobert

Someone who is incredibly happy with their job
I heard Phillip is a private investigator now , it was his dream job and ever since he’s been a Jobert
by Pookiebearwar January 25, 2023
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joberto

He is that type of friend that doesnt talk about his feelings,but you can see it sometimes if you lucky.He is the short friend that isnt afraid of anyone no matter the size and will fight for you.
Joberto has been fighting everyone that stands and his way
by Drizzy_// March 14, 2024
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johnerthan

johnerthan (or john, for short) is the manager of all dimensions. he does not tolerate wrongdoings, such as violation of the inter-dimensional laws. he gets exhausted from having to manage infinite dimensions, and punishing wrongdoings of mortals.
the punishments of johnerthan vary in many ways, such as, hard labor for the wrongdoer, or sentencing the wrongdoer to the void dimension. he has a fondness for keyboards for some odd reason, presumably for visiting the keyboard dimension. if johnerthan is not angered by a mortal, he may tell the mortal about a dimension, such as how to get there, what it is like in the dimension, and how to leave.
jim: i am going to eat beans right out of the can
tim: you fool, you blongus, you absolute utter clampongus. you know your actions will anger johnerthan
jim: i suppose i can see as to the punishment i will recive
by nashdawaffle April 7, 2024
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johnerthan

the manager, guide, and punisher for all dimensions
tim: how do i get to the whevu dimension?
bim: ask johnerthan.
by nashdawaffle April 7, 2024
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Joberted

Joberted (verb)

Pronunciation: /ˈdʒoʊ-bər-tɪd/

To alter or shift the narrative or focus of a situation, typically in response to criticism or accountability, while simultaneously avoiding true responsibility or direct accountability for one's actions or decisions.

To present oneself as accepting responsibility for a problem or failure, but in a manner that ultimately deflects or diminishes one's actual involvement or culpability, often by framing the issue in a way that minimizes personal fault or shifts blame.
Here are some examples of what it is like to be Joberted:

Person 1: Hey this is what you did, you should own up to it and not change the narrative to make yourself look better.
Person 2: Youknowhowlongibeenwaitingforthis

Person 2: gets invited to a party by Person 1's friend after repeated attempts to guilt trip Person 1 into inviting him to said party
Person 2: Wooimabouttomakeanameformyselfere

Person 1: I've opened up to you and I really trust you, I hope you don't go behind my back and do something deplorable that would permanently ruin our friendship!
Person 2: ermm...
by aenys January 6, 2025
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