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joe hoe

the grodiest boy ever and flirts with a girl named shannon every night asking if she would fuck him
did you see joe hoe and shannon’s snaps last night?!
by posuser June 24, 2020
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Joehowie

He is the King of all buttfuckers and the chief of rapeology. He is the reason the legend of joe-howie was created, stand in front of a mirror and say his name 5 times, you will here "mmmnnnaaa" and then feel a sharp, quick, pain, deep inside your forbidden chocolate cave.
Josh: "have you heard about the legend of joehowie?"
Rob: "ya, last time I said his name in a mirror, I received a gnarly prolapse!"
by Pheelmor Tyts January 28, 2022
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JoHoez

The JoHoez, or what fanzombies call them, the Jonas Brothers, is a stupid rock band made up of 3 faggots named Dick, Hoe, and Pevin.

These faggots have done a lot of shit to mess up the world.

First, they have made thousands of little girls obsessed with their gay ass voices and made them "dumb in the head".

Second, they, along with the other hundreds of stupid disney stars, have ruined and made gone CLASSIC DISNEY. You know, Mickey Mouse, Bugs Bunny, and other good shows.

Third, they have caused internet war and madness. Currently, there is a fight between fangirls and haters hosted by the stupid video site YouTube in which every day, hundreds of stupid little girls comment on the JoHoe page hoping they got on and read their comments.

What they don't know, though, is that they actually don't even know how to use a computer, much less the interwebz. The people who DO log on is their parents and representatives.


So still, till this day, the war rages on. The JoHoez will have to die one day though, whether it be from diabeetus or AIDS from having group sex with Hannah Montana
Those fucking JoHoez are getting on my nerves...

The JoHoez like to masturbate

Buttsex

Have you ever heard of the jonas brothers terrible music?

-yeah, they make my ears bleed like crazy.

faggots
by JoHoez December 16, 2008
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JoHoe

1. A girl who dates a Jonas brother.
2. A 10-14 year old that is obsessed with the Jonas Brothers and talks about marrying them.
3. Another name for the JoBros.
1. Miley Cyrus dated Nick, therefore she is an (ex) JoHoe.
2. My cousin is obsessed with the Jonas brothers, what a fucking JoHoe.
3. I hate the JoHoes.
by JONASsucks January 19, 2009
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Johoe

A term used to refer to a bunch of ufhoes from the forth dimensions photosynthesising their Honda hat leader genderman Jones
Omg Susan don't be such a johoe
Girl1 : mom one-day I wanna be a johoe just like you

Dr phill : no bitch you won't
by Delusional fangirl 357 April 14, 2020
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JeHOEvah's Witness

The act of observing an overly religious male or female sexually satisfying an individual upon a moving bike.
Person A: Dude, did you see Kevin bought himself a brand new bike?
Person B: Yeah, I saw him and some other dude today riding it while walking to school and became a JeHOEvah's Witness.
by RonaldoLamborghiniToughTitty October 16, 2020
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joejoefarfoud

the best xbox player on earth. his food is indeed very far. I am someone who just died to him. it is said to mean very good player or that someone's food is a large distance away.
Jeez I am so hungry why is everything so joejoefarfoud

that guy is so good is is such a joejoefarfoud
by pduajd May 15, 2021
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