jodio

In real trouble, or totally fucked, or totally screwed, or extremely tired, or in serious trouble, etc etc - in Spanish. This word is very common in Puerto Rico slang, has no real formal definition, and is considered slightly profane.

Mira, este tipo aqui ta muy jodio! (translates into "Look, this guy is really screwed!")

by Neenoh July 8, 2004

jodeina

rush of annoyance in someone that annoys the SHIT out of people and that person finds pleasure in it.

Someone has jodeina when they are being very annoying toward everyone that surrounds them and laughs at their desperation

"tienes la jodeina en high"

by juan ponce de leon December 1, 2011

Jodon

A strong willed, respectful, handsome fellow with great sense of humor.

Jodon is a great guy.
Hey Jodon, I'm glad you stopped by.

You're so successful, Jodon.

by Quon.k. October 12, 2020

[Se Jodio]

Puerto Rican for Fucked up. Usually said when something stops working or breaks down

Se jodio mi telephone.

"my phone fucked up.

by Cool Guy September 4, 2015

Jadeous

To be sharp, with a sexy mysterious facade. Tempting.

The new guys is totally jadeous!

by whimsicaly July 6, 2011

Jodeterias

Palabra referida a las personas que cometan joterias asi dos o mas personas

"El mendigo andy nos puso un @everyone, le encanta cometer jodeterias"

by David_Bogui October 8, 2020

Jodoin

Jodoin is the act of walking in on a buddy with his pants down completely going to town on himself, and you lock eyes with him and continue to watch until he finishes. His spooge is now on your soul.

Did you hear that David Jodoined Ricardo? He didn’t leave until he finished. That shit is stuck to his soul now.

by Richard McStuffins January 3, 2023