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Jonko

Dutch slang for a spliff or blunt
Ey pass that jonko
by Bbc4ever March 17, 2019
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joao felix

Joao felix is Portugals no11 forward. He is commonly linked with the song ‘The colour violet’ and many of my friends had an odd obsession over him. Please protect your friends from him (warning! The obsession is contagious)
Meri:‘she likes my watch and my drop top and my persona…’

Alice: ‘Are you watching a joao felix edit?!’
by BabyLizard66 January 8, 2023
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Joakim

That one guy with the hottest penis in the world, every girl tells Joakim that he is a great fucker.

He will make your life better in the bed, that will say under the day and under the night. He is always extremely hot and sexy.
Girl 1: “I have never felt something like this,WOW!

Joakim: Ikr ;)
by On11-chan October 20, 2020
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Jonko

A grinded magical plant enrolled in paper.
This mystical stick is known to both cause and cure depression.

The monks of the old world used to believe it was made with the substance of god.
We later discovered that it was Satan's way of introducing good times into the universe.
I yeeted all my ganja onto this piece of paper and rolled the legendary JONKO!
This Jonko made me fly so high i burned my ass to the sun.
by gekke gerri November 2, 2019
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JOKO'd

1)To fuck up beyond all repair.

2) To trainwreck something.

3) To destroy with your own stupidity
1) I ran my car into a tree and JOKO'd it.

2) She came into my blog and JOKO'd it.

3) I was so drunk I didn't know what I was saying and JOKO'd my friendship with her.
by O'CASEY November 5, 2009
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Jakob likes dudes

A phrase commonly used by distance runners when there is a break in any conversation. On Fridays he likes men though. If Jakob is dating a woman then a distance runner must quietly say “and women” after the phrase is uttered. This phrase is also commonly said in Taylorism as a prayer.
A Group of Distance Runners: *silence
Unknown Distance Runner #1: Jakob likes dudes
Jakob: NO I DON’T. I AM LITERALLY DATING A GIRL
Unknown Distance Runner #2: What about last night?
Jakob: …
Unknown Distance Runner #3: Jakob likes dudes
by TayloristMissionary March 23, 2022
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Joakim

1.A male name. The typical Sewdish Joakim could be social, active (sports), tall, intelligent, funny, and with a great look <3. He loves to help and is very loveable but sometimes nothing seems to be going well for him. Usualy he's happy and you will often see him with a smile.

2. A guy that likes pie
1.

Girl: Do you think I'll ever be on a date with Joakim?
Girl2: Back off! He's mine.

2. Mmmm pie.....
by The King Of Pie (T.K.O.P) September 17, 2011
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