Jizz

The white stuff that comes out your helmet when your under cover

IM ABOUT TO JIZZ ALL OVER THIS SLUTS FACE

by Ispeakengland July 25, 2023

The jizz

Something that is really cool

Made popular by DJ & The Fro

Dj: Why do you sit at the kids table?
The Fro: So I can check out the MILFS that pick them up
Dj: That's The Jizz

by pvpimp310 June 1, 2009

Jizzed

When a guy creates a sticky goo in his balls and releases it when he becomes sexually arrosed.

Chad Jizzed all over Keirsten's breast's and tummy after he fucked her soft little pussy!

by SlopNChop October 12, 2016

Jizz

The white shit that comes outta ur cock when u cum

dude i jizzed all over her face last night!

by sillysally101 July 16, 2007

The Jizz

When beautiful celebrities such as Kris Allen, Jon Knight, and Kristen Stewart get together for a sexy explosion.

A: Would you have a threesome with Jon Knight and Kristen Stewart?
B: Yea, that'd be the jizz!!

by chasingbrucelee April 29, 2009

jizz

One of many slang words for semen. The male reproductive fluid, semen (or jizz) consists of a soap-like substance (secreted by the prostate and seminal vesicles), sperm, fructose (non-sweet sugar), and water. Its major purpose is to fertilize the ova (or "eggs") in most mammals and select other jawed vertebrates, and it goes by MANY names. It is secreted in the process scientifically known as ejaculation, during the male orgasm.

See also cum, semen, penis.

Dude, stay away from that; it's a jizz-free plant!

Dude, my girlfriend got real pissed, because I got jizz all over her face last night!

by bladesage January 13, 2008

jizzes

when a person has blown a load (ejaculated) on another person from his/her penis.

I jizzed all over Tyler Thompson.

by Anonymous December 6, 2002