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Jizzmess

What may or may not be left on a piece of clothing after a one night stand with a guy unable to aim properly.
-What's that horrible spot on your dress darling?
-Jizzmess
by ekkilop March 15, 2009
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Jizzless

The absence of Jiz
When my boyfriend uses cocaine, he becomes jizzless.
by Kay923x July 1, 2015
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Jizzless January

This is when u jerk off 5 days a week until Feburary.
Mark: Yo Jonathan failed Jizzless January dude.
Anthony: haha what a weakling
by DarkAngel76 November 5, 2019
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JizzJessie'

My Urethra' Her Uterus'
I Literally JizzJessie'
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Jizzuness

"I just started a Jizzuness"
by _THE BOIS_ January 28, 2023
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Mind Your Jizziness

When someone tells you to jack off and keep everything to yourself when you're cumming.
You: That guy wants to have sex with me.
Me: Mind your jizziness.
by GregNelson29 October 4, 2023
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