jizzkingdom

the sexiest man alive and also best friends with cole wood

jizzkingdom is the sexiest instagram memepage

by mrsexymantheIII October 10, 2020

jizzkingdom

A meme page on Instagram run by a handsome man with a very ginormous horse shlong, self proclaimed Legend.

Jizzkingdom is a female magnet

by Hot fan girl October 10, 2020

Jizzling

The word that describes when it's not raining hard, but the raindrops are so big that it's very annoying.

I usually don't mind the rain, but it's jizzling out.

by Joecracko December 3, 2009

jizzmin

a girl who loves jizz in her face

did you see jizzmin walking down the street shes such a slu

by baklau June 15, 2010

jizzmonger

A person who's gagging for sperm.

Kathy is such a jizzmonger, she just can't get enough! It's like a jizzwhale's appetite for spunkton.

by Spazmoz May 22, 2008

Jizzling

Where there is a a sprinkling/drizzling of something (typically snow) and is somewhat patchy around the area being described and doesn't cover the whole area or even a thin layer of what is being described. Not much is present.

Tom: Do you think it's going to snow?

Frank: Most likely, but would only be a jizzling.
Tom. A jizzling would be better than nothing!
Frank: Enough to write "jizzling" in it hopefully!!

by Padfoot.'n'.Prongs September 6, 2016

jizzmonger

A receptacle of semen. May also be a collector of jizz, keeping it in containers such as a 600ml Coke bottle or the somesuch.

You fucking jizzmonger! I htought it was milk!

by foj August 21, 2003