Jizzlenut Sweatsuit 

A running suit consisting of compression shorts, compression shirt, and compression socks. Often worn by creepy joggers who run in front of others and stop to stretch in weird positions.

Dylan: Man, did you see what Romen was wearing?

Eric: Yea! That Jizzlenut Sweatsuit of his scared off all the ladies!

Jizzlenut Sweatsuit by Creepy Corbin November 19, 2011

jkizzles 

a different form of the phrase: "just kidding"

R: "OMG your mom is fat!!!"
E: "No effing way. Youre ugly and stupid."
R: "Oh I'm just jkizzles..."
E: "What the efff?"
R: "'Jizzles!' You know, like jkjk or jp or just kidding?
E: "oh OMG! Jkizzles!"
R: "Jkizzles!"
YAYYY!

jkizzles by rebioreri October 14, 2009

Jizzleneck

Someone in your crew who you are always chilling with, yet he is the bitch of the crew who always gets shit on. He is always doing some dumb shit, and always getting made fun of, but people don't fully dislike him.

Alex: "Colin was being such a fucking jizzleneck last weekend. We had to walk home from the concert because his ass bailed on us to try to pound a chick who looked like my shits. She was so damn ugly!"

Eric: "Hey man, 2's need love too!"

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Jizzleneck by Ty Does Moose Stuff June 5, 2016

Jizznessman

A man who donates all forms of bodily fluids, especially semen, so that he may receive money to pay off a loan shark or some other form of debt instead of opting for more traditional forms of employment.

I heard that Hank is quite the jizznessman. He's visited the sperm bank several times this week; he brings his own copy of Good Housekeeping and a photo of Laura Bush.

Jizznessman by Jizznessman February 18, 2010

Jizzle FanBizzle

Someone who wants to ejaculate inside a womens vagina. How Snoop Dogg would describe it.

Without the izzles it would sound like this

Can I jizz in your pussy/fanny.

Notice the izzle at the end makes it sound less crude.

Ya Dig?

"Man Just Jizzle in her Fanbizzle you Dizzle?"

"Can I jizzle In your Fanbizzle?"

"Man I was close to Jizzing in her Fanbizzle"

"Could of had kids If I Jizzled in her Fanbizzle."

"Man she makes me want to Jizzle in her Fanbizzle"

"Man she keep shaking that FanBizzle at me I'm gonna Jizzle"

"Jizzle FanBizzle that hoe"

Jizzle FanBizzle by dickvandyke15 November 14, 2009

Jizzless 

Lacking jizz; lacking joie de vivre; listless and without ambition.

You never go anywhere or do anything. You have no interests. You're jizzless.

Jizzless by Waldo Treehorn April 4, 2009

jizzlefart

the act in which you bust a load in a girls ass; which then is released by a flatulent causing a balloon of semen to form around the anal sphicnter.

That bitch let out a jizzlefart the size of a hot air balloon.

jizzlefart by Doug and Steve Butabi October 26, 2011