Jizzle

One of the coolest people you know.
Can also be used as "Jiz".

That guy is so cool, he's the jizzle.

by Headz September 13, 2003

Jizzling

The word that describes when it's not raining hard, but the raindrops are so big that it's very annoying.

I usually don't mind the rain, but it's jizzling out.

by Joecracko December 3, 2009

Jizzle

A boy that cums in inconvenient places..

A boy that gets over excited and results in jizzing in a sleeping bag, which is then thrown in the face of a female friend.

Jasmin: I'm cold, could someone pass me a sleeping bag?
Jonny: Yeah sure, use mine..

Millie: I can't believe you are using Jonny's sleeping bag!
Jasmin: Why?
Millie: Didn't you know? Jonny is a total Jizzle!
Jasmin: OMG, that's what the stain is!!!!

by Hot-Box October 17, 2009

Jizzle

jizzle (noun): the utopian join

That jizzle flew me to Uranus.... on a spaceship

by logjammin' May 4, 2010

Jizzle

Meaning used for refering to cum or sperm. Also a word used in Urban Rambling.

Yo, she jizzled my nizzle pizzle, yo. Ya mean, dawg?

by Wrath Of Goat June 25, 2003

Jizzling

Where there is a a sprinkling/drizzling of something (typically snow) and is somewhat patchy around the area being described and doesn't cover the whole area or even a thin layer of what is being described. Not much is present.

Tom: Do you think it's going to snow?

Frank: Most likely, but would only be a jizzling.
Tom. A jizzling would be better than nothing!
Frank: Enough to write "jizzling" in it hopefully!!

by Padfoot.'n'.Prongs September 6, 2016

Jizzle

Drizzle + Jizz = Jizzle

"I just jizzled all over that pumpkin."

by KakaG January 31, 2010