Jizzicist

Someone who derives sexual excitement from the natural sciences.

"Yo, have you seen Brian?"
"Ah, man, I just walked in on that jizzicist having waaaay too much fun with his electromagnetism textbook.

by JZCST July 1, 2010

jizzaster

disaster
n.
1.
1. An occurrence causing widespread destruction and distress; a catastrophe.
2. A grave misfortune.

jizzaster
n.
(disaster + jizz) / 2

1. I just blew my load all over my term paper! What a fucking jizzaster.
2. I can't see! I had a jizzaster and shot myself in the eye. Goddamnitjesusfuck.

by oOJoshOo December 28, 2005

Jizzicist

(noun) a person who specializes in giving facials (ejaculating all over a girl's face).

Andrew is a world-renowned jizzicist.

by Andrew B, Jizzicist March 4, 2010

Jizzfisting

When you jizz on your knuckles and then punch a hoe in her pussy and her the bitch pregnant!

jizzfisting is the best!

by wankerslavedave December 16, 2008

jizzaster

When something goes bad during sex.

Cum to fast - jizzaster
Penetrate the anus, instead of vagina - jizzaster
If you don't cum - jizzaster
If you get busted - jizzaster

by peterminator February 22, 2011

Jizzinitus

When a women is giving a man deep oral sex, and he ejaculates and his cum shoots down her windpipe into her lungs. This creates a terrible cough for the woman and may last for days

Damn that girl gives such good head, she got jizzinitus

by weswan August 18, 2016

Jizzaster

The voluntary or involuntary dissemination of seminal fluid upon an unwitting or non consenting individuals person or property.

Dale-Becky told me about your little jizzaster on ma sofa cushion"

Derek- "When in doubt pull out, mon frere!"

by McLovin's Uncle November 5, 2018