Jizzard

A Jizzard is a Blizzard made out of Jizz. It may also refer to a parody of The Blizzard of Oz, The Jizzard of Drake. for an example

Ozzy:"Hey man, have you listened to my Blizzard of Oz album?"
Zakk:"Yeah, I have, but I prefer the Jizzard of Zakk, haha."

by UncleJizzy April 4, 2010

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jizzard wand

The wand held by a Jizzard at all times, especially while watching hentai or browsing furry pics

Darker Jizzard: My jizzard wand holds the dreams of my people, thus, the dreams of my people are in my hands.

by Sand Acres July 16, 2016

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Jizard • jizzard • jizarific • jicardo • jigardeep • Jihard • Jihardon • Jirard Syndrome • Jiznard • jiztard

Jihardon

An immense or overloading, possibly even religious, feeling of hormonal reaction to an event or person. A play on words that connects holy war with an overwhelming urge.

1. "Every time we talk politics, you give me such a jihardon."

2. "I'm totally going to declare a jihardon on her."

by Ziongeddon June 19, 2010

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The reason the world will end in 2012. Dairy Queen's overpriced products will trigger DQ product designers to desperately create a mixture of porn and ice cream to promote sales: the "Jizzard." The resulting atrocity will herald the collapse of the Earth's civilizations.

I would like a number 69 with an Oreo Breasticle Jizzard instead of the Pepsi.

Thanks, that'll be 6.90 at the window.

by Mighara June 26, 2010

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