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Jenson

the protoypical being ( perfect ) . You cannot get better than a jenson.
Girl: was the guy you slept with a jenson ?
Girl 2: No one will ever be as good as he was.
by Raddai March 31, 2008
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jenson Manoeuvre

This is an act, to perform it; is to have a reeffer/ joint. i.e the jenson manoeuvre!
When someone who has a joint is asked what they are doing, they reply "the jenson jenson Manoeuvre !" In a funny tone, enversise the word jenson Manoeuvre , it is all in presonal preference to make it your very own jenson Manoeuvre !
by Rafe & Beano November 8, 2003
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Jenson

Jenson is a very nice boy who loves to chat with friends and he is very kind. Jenson helps you through everything and is alway there when you need him. Never hurt jenson because he can be sensitive sometimes. he is cute and good looking and catches all of the girls!
Jenson is very cute. dont you think?
by reanneeee February 1, 2021
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Jimson Weed

Notorious for its toxicity, Jimson Weed is a large flowering plant with the genus Datura and the family Solanaceae. It has long white trumpet-like flowers. Its seeds grow in pods and can be consumed (or its leaves can be smoked) to produce an extremely potent psychoactive effect.

A typical dose is 5 to 7 seeds, but it has been reported effective in as little as 2. An overdose can cause delirium, delusions, paralysis, stupor and death. This is due to its dangerous combination of atropine, scopolamine, and hyoscyamine.

Its effects are said to always trigger a 24 to 48 hour anticholinergic delirium, which basically means the user is incapable of distinguishing fantasy from reality - NOT to be confused with hallucination in which the user may know is false interpretation. Overall, no matter how bizarre things get, the user will still find the twisted reality credible.

Users report when they are not hallucinating, they still are susceptible to abnormal actions which the user perceives as normal, and things the user would never do seem like just an everyday activity: ie. Rearranging furniture into one corner of the room in a very obviously impractical way, but the user, completely aware of what they are doing still does not see it as abnormal and may believe they are doing something useful.

Common Names: Devil's Apple; Thorn Apple; Stinkweed; Devil's Weed; Malpitte; Moonflower; Toloache; Angel's Trumpet; Daemon's Trumpet
Where the f*ck is my snowsuit!?
Dude, it's July. What do you need a snowsuit f..
Can't you see I'm trying to fix the TV? Now where the f*ck is my damn snowsuit? F*CK!
Up your ass!
**Looks up Ass**
You asshole I wasn't even asking you dude, I was asking Tikiman.
Wow that Jimson Weed still has you f*cked up dude, don't take so many seeds next time!
by N8Duff October 10, 2008
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Jinsoo

Sexy Korean beast, girls just love ❤️
Girl 1: who's that hot jinsoo guy over there?!

Girl 2: eww! Oh.. well he is kinda sexy...

girl 1: back off bitch! He's mine!!!
by Beast 136647485 November 26, 2016
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Jenson

The most perfect boy on earth.

Everyone’s favorite human.
He’s my jenson
by Miawmmmmmmm June 4, 2018
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janson

a good person who loves his mates like family, would do anything for them. usually best suited to a goalkeeper as his soccer skills are not great. jansons also find people with larger than normal noses attractive.
nose jansen janson
by 1112222 June 2, 2010
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