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Jimp (v.)

To "Jizz in My Pants", to be overcome with emotion; sexual or not. May be used for both male or females and for any situation.
Ex 1: Jimped (v.) past tense: I was sitting here on the bench when a hot chick walked by and I jimped all over my shorts.

Ex 2: Jimp (v.)present tense: While eating chocolate, Maria began jimping so hard that she had to be removed from the church.

Ex 3: Jimp (v.)past perfect: Jonah wished he had jimped the day he saw Star Wars at the IMAX because now he was backed up and it was getting painful.

Ex. Jimp(v.)philosophical tense: I jimp, therefore I am.

***credit for the coining of this term is given to Trippicist, whose Lazy Third Eye is a great source for all of your jimping needs.
by AgingGothMom January 2, 2009
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jippo

A 'Jippo'is someone who lives in a caravan on other peoples land without permission.
You Jippo's get off my land before fucking make ya!
by Captain Faff March 30, 2004
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your best friend jippy

hip-hip/artist producer similar to mf doom dudes kinda crazy and shit goes hard, you can check his shit on soundcloud, bandcamp, and other stuff but mainly those 2 he posts regularly on dat

if u like mf doom and that typa music and that shit speak to u like ong speak through ya mind then this guy will fosho be yo best friend trust
"yo u heard of your best friend jippy"
"no who tf that"
"nigga hes not very popular but hotter than the sun check his shit!!"
by ook13 June 21, 2022
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jimpiable

Having the ability, capability, or power to force me to Jizz In My Pants.
My team winning the championship is jimpiable.
by Manfridge January 13, 2009
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Jippynick

A small asian fellow that enjoys engaging with other men, and uses their genitalia as a pogo stick.
Person 1:Tally-ho, Stephen! What has one been up to lately?
Person 2:Just seen my local Jippynick, Jonathan, what about you, old chap?
by champerz_blud November 9, 2011
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jimmposting

When you send your friend a meme and they immediately send it right back to you, whether it be on purpose or on accident.
Man, my friend is jimmposting all my memes!
by saderhesz June 9, 2017
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Jipple

When a girl with the first letter of her name beginning with J gets her nipples pierced.

Singular ‘jip’
Have you seen Josie’s new jipples?
by JippyJo February 2, 2019
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