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JIMINY CRICKETS did you see that?! A BLUEBERRY JUST FLEW BY!!
by PumpkinJack November 11, 2004
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Jiminy Fiminy

General euphemism for unspeakable yet socially acceptable acts of sodomy/mutual masturabation/heavy petting among consenting adults, usually of the same sex. Also British Slang for generally dodgy behaviour or misguided acts of affection. Never an insult, always with a raised eyebrow. Could also be a severe form of social embarrassment.
Stuart got promoted after some Jiminy Fiminy with Kevin.

Jiminy Fiminy is not Cricket.
by nuguns October 7, 2008
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jiminy h criminy

Expression related to criminy, but meant with more enthusiasm. Clean form of Jesus H Christ
I just flipped the Ol' Peter Beater! Jiminy H Criminy!
by Wirth November 11, 2003
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jiminy cricket

Said when you are surprised or confused, and a way to ask to stop for a minute
by dragonsprivateparts December 11, 2016
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jiminy crickets my ass

when you're being loud as a cricket or grasshopper (you know those sounds you hear in the grass when it starts getting dark), generally to be annoying or get attention, and no one pays you attention.
*throws down books in anger
No one pays you attention
Walks away scoffing "jiminy crickets my ass"
by asocialvirginwhoknowstoomuch December 15, 2017
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Jiminy Krimley

The Russian version of Jiminy Cricket. Used to express anger in frustration
Ex. 1
Guy 1: *Accidentally drops his phone in the ocean while fishing*

"Ah Jiminy Krimley!!"

Guy 2: "Damn bro you just bought that phone you mug!"

Ex.2

*The index temperature is 110*

"Jiminey Kremley it's Hot!!"
by HammerLooooong September 20, 2023
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jiminy jingle

1. (noun) the magical fairy who brings weed, often mysteriously or without explanation.

2. (verb) To jingle the testicles of a man, esp. a gay one, much like one would jingle those of a cricket (Note: it is important to gently but lovingly stroke a cricket's genitals to maximize the insect's pleasure).

hand job weed fairy stroke marijuana ballsack
1. Stoner A: Dude, when I woke up this morning it seems like my dime bag had tripled in size!
Stoner B: Dude, it looks like Jiminy Jingle paid you a motherfuckin' visit.

2. I went to the bathroom during Musical Theater Night at Sydney's Ass Shaking Palace and there were like eight guys getting jiminy jingled in the restroom!
by Marcus Ricci May 6, 2006
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