Jewsicle

A musical about jews.

Such as Fiddler On The Roof.

"This is a lovely Jewsicle"

by Dovid Rose October 9, 2008

Jewsian

1. A person of Jewish and Asian decent.
2. A Jewish guy that loves Asian bitches.

Man, that bitch didn't pay her toll AND she can't drive... probably a Jewsian.

I love Asian bitches... they love my giant Jewish cock.

by AK4'7 August 11, 2005

Jewniverse

A term of art used to describe one's community of jewish acquaintances.

Ari: have you spoken to Saul Moskovitz lately?

Noah: Paul Moskovitz? The Urologist?

Ari: No, Saul. The Butcher!

Noah: I do not know this man you speak of!

Ari: Oy, Noah, you live in such a small Jewniverse!

by Gorilla Adam April 19, 2009

Jewsician

Any person who is Jewish and also a musician.

"David Lee Roth can really sing!"

"Yeah he's a Jewsician"

by Patches1995 November 7, 2009

Jewsian factor

reference to the difficulty of achieving great academic success, such as winning Math Counts, that only Asians and Jews have the chance of doing

Jim: I was thinking of trying out for the Trivia Bowl Team.
Ping-Ling Feldgoldfarb: Good luck on that, you know, getting past the Jewsian factor...

by juanchito March 17, 2008

Jewniverse

1. What the world will be if Hollywood executives have their way.
2. An alternative reality where money flows from rivers.
3. Your mother.

You are the most hateful person in the Jewniverse.

by Darel June 26, 2007

Jewniversary

The anniversary of the date on which a person has converted to the Jewish religion.

Happy Jewniversary Kerry, today is two years since you converted to the Jewish religion. Congratulations!

by ckru April 17, 2013