Jewbonic Plague

When someone, especially a non-jew, shows clear sexual preference toward the Jewish.

You think Anne Frank is hot? You just have Jewbonic Plague.

by Danz Ferdinand August 14, 2007

Jewpanese

An individual of half Japanese and half Jewish descent. Typically fond of sushi, bagels and mathematics.

Of course he's a great student, he's Jewpanese!

by Tojoskawitz June 22, 2009

Jewpino

One who is Jewish and Phillipino

Alex W. is a Jewpino

by Jewcrew5 May 19, 2006

jewmonkey

A gay jewish man with a long nose who likes to bring young boys home to his place, then rob them after he kills them.

Valsu went jewmonkey on the poor boy

by figo February 14, 2005

Jewpons

A jewish youth, usually male, who collects coupons for food and the like to save money for him and his friends. Often, a jewpons will organize the ordering of food for a group of friends, sometimes skimming enough profits that his meal is free.

"Jewpons, order us some Taco Bell."

by Flandaddy2 November 21, 2009

Jewbonics

The linguistic phenomenon which occurs when suburban Jewish people attempt to sound like inner city blacks.

G-Unit: Wazzup yo'all? L'chaim, biatch.
Rabbi Schueller: What is he saying?
Jewish Mother: Oh, him, with the Jewbonics. Cap yo ass this and muthahfukkah that...I tell you, it breaks a mother's heart to hear such language from such a good boy...

by Col. Dr. May 4, 2006

Jewon

The sexiest nigga alive, he's the nicest guy you'll ever meet all Jewons are absolutely one of a kind Plus all Jewons suffer from ls which is long shlong syndrom their penises usually range from 1-4 feet They are known for being shy yet secretly funny at times. They know how to make you smile and are very hard to stay mad at.

Jewon is sooooooooooooooooooooooooo dayuuuuuuuuuuuuuuum sexy

by Tyle'r Allen May 30, 2013