jewmobile

A lower-end Volvo or BMW, particularly the 325i and 330i series of the latter.

Look at that little brillopad Cornell sheeny, driving around town in his Jewmobile.

by JJJJJJJJK December 1, 2006

jewmageadon

when all the jews killed in the holocaust will come back to life and take over the world

jewmageadon

by awesome jew guy January 19, 2010

JewMorris

A Person of relevance to awesomeness or superb gayness.
depending on the style of hair wheter or not the person is gay.
Curly hair is awesome. Anything else is just wana Sykes

DUDE! Great Bass Playing! Your so JewMorris

WTF MAN don't be JewMorris god!

by Jewdip November 10, 2009

Jewman

A person who is half Jew and half German. Most likely a mix breed resulting from post-Nazi Germany. Jewman adolescent and babies have special powers that enable them to jump up to 100 ft in the air. A Jewman is constantly at war with people from the Ginger race.

Zach, a Jewman, once killed a ginger while wearing MC Hammer pants.

by Gingervampirewerefolf November 1, 2009

Jewhole

When a Jew is born, they get a small incision in their left butt cheek. They then get the Star of David tattooed around the incision. This is called a jewhole.

Holy shit! I just got fu**ed of the jewhole...it hurt!

by Lil licker November 1, 2013

Jewcon

to con someone with being as shiesty as possible so that you make out not just the best and with the most to gain - but do it in a way that they have no idea what happened and think its a greatest thing since sliced matzah?(...ok bread)!

Lets get our JEWCON on and make some monies!

or

Dont you jewcon me - i see whats going on here...

by Bonzo420 February 12, 2009

Jermo

A kick ass nurse from Chicago, that has saved many a life. In the private sector and Military. He is a large man well over 6 feet tall and weights around 230 pounds. His handsome features, kind heart and uncontested romantic affinity with the ladies only adds to his lagacy. His legend of nursing endeavors continues to grow each year, growing into almost a religious/cult like following.

Dr Harper, did you see DR. Kim use the open cardiac message technique and save that patients life? Yes! I did, DR. Kim got all "Jermo" and brought that guy back to life! It was a pure miracle, as if The Lord was here!!

by Cook County Hospital ER February 20, 2011