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Jewnet

When stealing internet from someone in your neighborhood through their unprotected wifi network. But being so far from the source the signal is weak, causing constant dropping and lagging.
A: David dropped again?
B: yeah he uses jewnet
by EffinAnonymous January 14, 2009
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Jewnetics

Jewish genetics; genes of a jewish person or jewish people which give rise to featues commonly associated with jewish people such as hooked noses, frizzy/curly or frizzy/wavy hair, dark eyes or hair, etc.
When I walk into a spanish supermarket, I am really an oddity. I'm not only white, I've got Jewnetics.
by the coolest motherfucker I am February 28, 2011
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jeanettasaurus

A pleb streamer on Twitch.tv commonly known for being toxic, racist and arthritis. Jeanett is commonly seen causing havoc and chaos in the HKG_Chickenman Stream. She doesn't deserve mod.
Jeanettasaurus please stop being toxic.
by Anon on the chickenman chat October 16, 2018
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Amber Jeanette Mitchell

Wife of a tatted up redneck Billy Joe Mitchell
Don't mess with that Amber Jeanette Mitchell her husband will kick your ass.
by thatonegirl16 April 18, 2010
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Jeanette

A very beautiful crazy girl that walks into walls at target, gets busy with the printer/copier/scanner, gets caught getting busy, is scared of hamsters yawning, hates lactose! always has her friends laughing so hard their stomachs hurt! you need to find the next jeanette nearest you!
i need a laugh, do a jeanette!
by lovem3 March 23, 2010
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Jewanese

Your a stupid jewanese bitch, you only gave me half of a cup of rice and half my change.
by wang mu schultz April 6, 2006
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Jeanett

The most beautiful woman you'll ever meet. A normal name in Scandinavia, as they have the biggest penises in the whole world, and thus Jeanett has the best pussy
You see his smile? Yeah. He had sex with Jeanett last night.
by Potato-Carrot May 15, 2016
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