Jew Dick

A circumcised penis.

The vast majority of men born in the USA and Israel have a Jew Dick.

by Josie from the North July 16, 2011

jew donut

A jew donut is a bagel.

Hey, are there any jew donuts left?

by fuckoffanddie March 27, 2005

jew drunk

when you have mad money and you are acting crazy because of it

yo your jew drunk

by the backdoor bandit June 13, 2009

Jew driver

When you are to cheap to buy drinks at the bar, you bring your own vodka in a water bottle, and order an orange juice to save money.

Hal's so cheap, he drank Jew drivers all night.

by Brettchen September 8, 2016

Jew Down

The act of trying to get a lower price on an item. You typically will do this in places like Tijuana and flea markets.

I am so sick of the Asians responding to my Craig's list ads and trying to jew down my price.

by Mayhoff March 27, 2007

jew-dar

A term for the phantom sense that one may have to identify (fellow) practitioners of the Jewish faith.

My jew-dar was totally going off all throughout the "Harry Potter" film. I knew Daniel Radcliffe was Jewish just by seeing him.

by Marcus Zeitz August 3, 2007

jew duche

Batman in the D&D dungeon!

Sometimes characterized as the d&d player using the most stealth and awkward movements!!

"Na na na na na na na na JEW DUCHE!"

Wow, did you see those moves batman has, what a Jew duche!!

by Widget Tits May 27, 2017