jetpack blues

When you leave an unsuspecting partner because you never actually liked them, and feel guilty.

Stacy has the jetpack blues because she left her rebound, Jackson.

by Alexano March 17, 2017

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Jetpack conversation

A pointless or illogical conversation that takes place when extremly tired.

My friend and i had the best jetpack conversation

by Trent H & Jared G (J-rod) October 15, 2016

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it's when a landscape laborer straps on two leaf blowers and points the nozzles straight down while adjusting the throttles for max vertical lift. the effects are spectacular, even though flight control is difficult.

Geronimo liked to freak out the old ladies around the clients' homes by doing fly-bys with his mexican jetpack.

by manks dawbs May 1, 2004

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mop jetpack

A jet pack with a mop on the back, so when your flying around the city of metropolis you can clean the city of crime and dirt.

You need to get the mop jetpack. It's LIT BRO!!

by #1 Phil trash January 24, 2018

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Jetpack Diarrhea

Diarrhea that creates a significant upward force on your rectum, propelling you off the toilet seat and into a whole new world. Learning to harness your power into controlled flying takes practice and shit. Afterwards you'll be quite pooped.

-Heard you were pretty sick last night.

-Yeah..it was pretty bad. I had jetpack diarrhea. One moment I was reading popsci, and the next I was stuck in the neighbors tree. It was pretty crappy.

by CIPACS November 13, 2010

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