jewish honey

Mucus

Wow that's a lot of Jewish honey in your nose

by samba déjà nay da duh duh duh November 29, 2015

Jewish God

noun

Exactly the same as the Christian God, except Jewish.

Boi1: Ayo you hear about Jewish God's 13th birthday?
Boi2: I think you mean Jewish God's bar mitzvah.
Boi1: Whaaaaat!?
Boi2: Yea, Jewish God is exactly the same as Christian God, except significantly more Jewish.

by Blumpkin_Huricanrana June 8, 2016

jewish american princess

also known as a J.A.P, (not to be confused with the ethnic slur) jewish american princesses are known for wearing overpriced clothes such as aviator nation. people often describe J.A.P's as bratty and spoiled

Hey did you see Jessica's new golden goose?

Isn't that her 10th pair? She is such a J.A.P! (jewish american princess)

by juuulia12 January 26, 2021

Jewish time

Not perfectly on time; possibly somewhat late, but no harm is done as a result. The implication is that there is no need to be exactly on time, and starting a little late is acceptable.

The term comes from Jewish culture, which is often relaxed about punctuality.

When an event is schedule to take place at 2:00 Jewish time, it could be at 2:05, 2:12, 2:15, or even 2:35, and everyone is satisfied.

The wedding will start at 6:00 PM Jewish time.

We will meet in the lobby at 4:30 Jewish time.

by Bed time August 9, 2010

Jewish Christmas

Chinese food and a movie. That's it.

person one: What are you doing this Christmas?

person two: What do you think? Its gonna be a Jewish Christmas!

by Swimgirl202 February 29, 2012

jeish

Teenager Druggie slang for a juul. Usually used around adults when they think they are slick.

*Two 9th graders in a car together with one of their moms driving them*
“Linn, did you bring the jeish?”

by JewishGrandpa July 18, 2019

Jewish Gold Chain

A neck brace, in reference to someone seeking an injury settlement.

There sure are a lot of guys wearing Jewish gold chains around Brooklyn today. Must be some money coming in.

by Rimjob-steve August 16, 2019