jetpack blues

When you leave an unsuspecting partner because you never actually liked them, and feel guilty.

Stacy has the jetpack blues because she left her rebound, Jackson.

by Alexano March 21, 2017

Jetpack conversation

A pointless or illogical conversation that takes place when extremly tired.

My friend and i had the best jetpack conversation

by Trent H & Jared G (J-rod) October 14, 2016

mexican jetpack

it's when a landscape laborer straps on two leaf blowers and points the nozzles straight down while adjusting the throttles for max vertical lift. the effects are spectacular, even though flight control is difficult.

Geronimo liked to freak out the old ladies around the clients' homes by doing fly-bys with his mexican jetpack.

by manks dawbs May 1, 2004

mop jetpack

A jet pack with a mop on the back, so when your flying around the city of metropolis you can clean the city of crime and dirt.

You need to get the mop jetpack. It's LIT BRO!!

by #1 Phil trash January 24, 2018

Jetpack Diarrhea

Diarrhea that creates a significant upward force on your rectum, propelling you off the toilet seat and into a whole new world. Learning to harness your power into controlled flying takes practice and shit. Afterwards you'll be quite pooped.

-Heard you were pretty sick last night.

-Yeah..it was pretty bad. I had jetpack diarrhea. One moment I was reading popsci, and the next I was stuck in the neighbors tree. It was pretty crappy.

by CIPACS November 16, 2010

Jetpack moment

Jetpack moment-is when someone in a group says something stupid and it isn’t backed by facts.

Friend:did you know my car runs on windshield fluid?
Me:well you my friend just did a Jetpack moment.

by uncensored_BTW February 3, 2022

Jetpack Jackoff

The act of violently cumming inside a female causing her to violently fly off your dick.

Me: Yeah, I gave Audrey a Jetpack Jackoff last night!

by romeguy82 April 1, 2018