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Bridie Jessep

Bridie Jessep is HOT ;)
by Cytorev January 2, 2022
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Jesuspedia

A game played when there is nothing else to be doing in a school media center. The rules are as follows:

1. One player enters any random word in the other player's Wikipedia search engine.
2. They must search that topic and try to get back to Jesus' page in as little clicks as possible.
3. You may not simply search, Jesus, you must use links on the pages you get to.

For instance, One player types balloons into the search bar. The next player clicks on the link, Bartolomeu de Gusmão. Then clicks Catholic Encyclopedia on that page.Then clicks on, Roman Catholic Church. He then clicks on the link that says, Jesus Christ. He had 4 clicks.

That player then types in Barack Obama into the other player's Wikipedia search bar. That player then clicks Christian, and then Jesus of Nazareth, which brings him to the Jesus Wikipedia Page. This player would win the game since he only had 2 clicks.
Brooke: "I really don't want to do this Biology brochure right now."
John: "Yo, you wanna play some Jesuspedia?"
by bbrrooookkee April 10, 2009
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Ms Jessop

A teacher with the biggest pair of breasts ever witnessed on any teacher, anywhere. When her name crops up in conversation years later, people forget whether she was any good at teaching and simply remember her massive tits.
Fred: Yo, check out that teachers tits.

Harry: They're ok, but they ain't no Ms Jessops!
by you massive jessop October 11, 2011
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Jesup

Small redneck town in Georgia. Named so 'cause is is "Jesup" (Pronounced Jus' Up) the road from Screven, Georgia.
by Nickiy January 14, 2009
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Jesusplosion

1. (n.) a burst of one Jesus or multiple Jesi from a single and relatively compact location.

2. (n.) a sudden and violent outburst of love for the Christ Man that results in bodily rupturing, sometimes internal but usually also external, and often on a large scale.

3. (n.) a sudden and violent outburst of love for the Christ Man that results in ejaculation, often on a large scale.
1. Look, Timmy's having a Jesusplosion! Look at all the tiny smiling Jesi that are streaming out of his bloody, ragged corpse on their way to the Promised Land.

2. A particularly intense Sunday morning service by Mr. T caused a righteous and massive Jesusplosion today, killing hundreds of devout churchgoers.

3. A particularly intense Sunday morning service by Mr. T caused a righteous and massive Jesusplosion today, satisfying hundreds of devout churchgoers.
by Lord of the Fries May 2, 2006
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taco Jessus

by butterwolf April 20, 2018
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poppy jessop

a girl who has both intellectual facts but also a beautiful aura she will fill you with happiness and gratitude to live in the world she will enter into you and your friends, nothing but pure joy laughter love her she's beauty and she's grace she's miss United Kingdom milf ,
xoxo,
your local,
sTeAmPuNk AlErT teehee don't hate me cos you aaaaiiiint me *cue the Nintendo music* ha ha ha ha pleazzz do not judge me I'm just different okay ;////////
"I feel different after being with poppy jessop she Really filled me up she made me explode all over with happiness and praise for the world that is 2010 I love "HIM" Rawr XD XD x a million love your fave steam punk #steam #punk"
haha the queen and king Justin bibs are such poppy Jessop (milfs)
by steampunkihavegotdatmilfmoney February 9, 2018
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