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Jesse James 

Old timey Western guy.

Also Tea's daddy.
Did you hear about Tea's daddy being in town?

Woah, you mean the legendary Jesse James
Jesse James by Toby511 May 20, 2025

Super Hero Jesse James 

In an alternate universe/ dimension Jesse James the most infamous killer of the wild west is a super hero!

Relentless and fighting for the people of the United States of America.
Person 1: So dude I was talking to a friend yesterday and we had this conversation about the wild west.

Person 2: yeah?

Person 1: Dude what if Jesse James wasn't just and outlaw but a good guy.

Person 2: Dude! Super Hero Jesse James!

Person 1: Man we need to tell everybody!!

Person 2: You're right let's get goin.
Super Hero Jesse James by Whynot90 December 27, 2022

Jesse St. James 

1. the single greatest character to ever to grace FOX's hit television show, Glee.

2. God.

3. can accomplish anything.

4. better than Chuck Norris

5. often dresses as if he is attending a funeral
Jesse St. James doesn’t use pickup lines, he simply says, “Now.”

Jesse St. James once went to the Virgin Islands. They are now the Islands.

Jesse St. James wears black because if he didn’t, he would outshine you more than he already has.
Jesse St. James by JennyJenn July 23, 2010

Jesse Jamesed 

When your hot wife is away, or you are unable to have sex for a while, you stoop down too far and have sex with someone(thing) completely odd to make up for lost time.
Brandon served a 6 month prison term and to clean the violent butt sex from his memory, he quickly Jesse Jamesed it with the first tatted up crack whore he could find.

jessiejames 

who’s thatt ?!!?

jessiejames the simp
jessiejames by ceoofsimps May 20, 2020

JesseJames Nikoden 

The One, prodigal son, the one who will free us all!, not one to be pussy whipped but he is one to whip pussy
Thank god for JesseJames Nikoden