(thinking to self) "Man I'd like to put my meat in Jessica Alba's pink taco..but since that won't ever happen i'll use my imagination while I stroke my salami"

jessica alba by Kibbles n Bits June 23, 2006

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Jessica Alba

This woman has looks and brains, shes a great role model for young girls, a great actor, hot, a great mother, hot, oh yeah did I mention she's hot?

If she doesnt attract you, you are officially gay. She is just perfect, funny ass comedian Dane Cook is lucky.

Guy 1: You know Jessica Alba?

Guy 2: Hell yeah

Guy 3 (me): Yoooo, she's hot.

Guy 1: Haha I'd Plow The Field

Guy 2: Me two.

Guy 4: She doesnt attract me.

Guy 1, Guy 2, and Guy 3(me): Your gay.

Guy 4: No, I like women, just not her.

Guy 3(me): Umm, shes got the looks of a godess and about as smart as alber einstein, how could you not like that?

Guy 4: Hmmm, maybe I am gay.

Guy 1, Guy 2, and Guy 3(me): Yes you are.

Jessica Alba by Guy who know things July 24, 2009

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Jessica Alba

amazing, tremendous, honorable, attractive, beautiful

Jessica Alba was Jessica Alba. And she had great tits too.

Jessica Alba by Jon the Pirate September 26, 2006

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Jessica Alba

A NICE piece of pussy.

If you cut a pure-bread cat into pieces it would be like jessica alba's nice pussy.

Jessica Alba by foffineassho October 20, 2008

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