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jessica alba

(1)a female with both looks and brains, but doesn't have to use them to attain popularity; the opposite of a paris hilton
(2)a attractive multi-racial female, also known as a dark angel. Similar term: halle berry
Tammi is definitely a jessica alba; she will come out on top in any situation.
by Rolie Platnin August 10, 2005
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jessica alba

The most Perfect Woman in the World. Created with Sugar, Spice, and everything Nice. Like the powerpuff girls.
"dude..if Jessica Alba ever got within 10 feet of me..i would do her right then and there."
by U-shin September 15, 2005
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Jessica alba is byfar the most hot woman alive
by JPaCh January 20, 2006
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jessica alba

The girl that most men hope and dream for. Can sell movies due to her good looks and hot body
(If u wanna see her as close to naked as she has been see into the blue)

Also a thing that men say to each other when they are trying to pick up.
Todd: I heard that into the blue wasn't that good.
Allan:Who cares, Jessica Alba is in a bikini for the whole movie
Todd:i'd pay to see that

Bill: That chick is checking you out.. and she's pretty fair
Matt: yeh but she ain't no Jessica Alba
by Allan S December 28, 2005
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jessica alba

An overly paid so-called actress who's good looks overcompensates for her mediocre (hmmm....that's putting it mildly) acting skills. Someone with absolutely no other talent besides looking good.
Have you seen Jessica Alba's new movie? Her performance was like watching a train wreck.
by Sunshine81 December 30, 2007
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The Jessica Alba

Fisting a girl with honey as lubricant and smacking her forehead with a handful of semen and having her recite lines from the Fantastic Four comics.
Eddie: "I gave my girl a Jessica Alba last night."
Tom: "How'd she like it?"
Eddie: "I dunno man, she just kept screamin' "IT'S CLOBBERIN' TIME!" I'm definitely switchin' to molasses."
by Daniel Eastman April 23, 2005
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