Jesse Lingardinho

Jesse Lingardinho is an English professional footballer who plays as an attacking midfielder or as a winger for Premier League club West Ham United, on loan from Manchester United, and the England national team.
Lingardinho is rated as one of the best footballers in the world and is in contention for the Ballon d'Or.
Lingardinho has the skills to pay the bills

"hey is that Jesse lingard"
"No thats Jesse lingardinho the widely regarded best footballer of all time"

by Honest_Football Fan April 17, 2021

Dirty Jersey Scrambled Eggs

Scramble eggs with chunks of cheddar cheese and onions. While eggs are still cooking, mix in hash browns. Serve with ketchup and a side of pork roll.

Diner Waitress: What can I get you before you head down the shore, hun?

Diner Customer: Dirty Jersey Scrambled Eggs, please.

by Bruce Bo December 8, 2019

Jesse Jackson

An extortionist that is convinced that every white person is racist.

Uh-oh, here comes Jesse Jackson, better run.

by rightwinger July 29, 2004

Jesslyn

A beautiful girl with a very Unique And also beautiful name. shes always the girl that all the guys want. Jesslyn’s are always so nice and cute just all the time😘 girls are usually jealous of her to that’s why people are rude to her. But jesslyn’s don’t care what they say. Jesslyn’s can be sad but try to hide it by smiling all the time.

Girl:who’s the new girl
Boy:that’s jesslyn she’s so sweet

by Collin G.O.A.T June 1, 2020

jesse lee soffer

The hottest person in Chicago PD

Look there’s Jesse Lee Soffer with his best friend Tracy Spiridakos

by Onechicago4eva January 5, 2021

jesse jackson

verb. To make millions of dollars by founding a "non-profit" organization which threatens large companies with boycotts unless they "contribute" tens of thousands of dollars to the organization.

NASCAR was jesse jacksoned into donating money to the rainbow/push coalition.

by hankanatorX July 1, 2003

Jersey Slamma-Jamma

This takes preparation. You need to be on the verge of a constipated poop. In other words, a solid shit. While performing anal, doggy style, you stealthily shit in your hand. In one fluid motion, you pull your cock out and slam the shit in the gaping hole, and immediately JAM your cock back in.

I haven't shit in a week, I'm going to give her a great Jersey Slamma-Jamma.

by The saltine July 20, 2017