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Jeruss

pronounced (JAIR-uhss)

1. The most gorgeous male first name in the entire universe. Individuals that possess this name as a first name are often multi-faceted, forward-thinking, charming, hilarious, tall, attractive, talented, athletic, intellectual, articulate, passionate, musically-inclined, and confident.

2. American male first name derived from the biblical name "Jairus" which means "My light, who diffuses light".
Jeruss is absolutely BEAUTIFUL!!!! I'd gladly let him shower me with his milk of spermesia.
by Dark Overlord February 3, 2010
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Sloppy Jerusalem

The Sloppy Jerusalem is the sociopath of the fetish world, it can't be described in any precise way. Although the Sloppy Jerusalem is hard to define, when you are receiving or giving it you will know afterwards that you had participated in a Sloppy Jerusalem. Throughout history their has been only one specific example of a Sloppy Jerusalem documented and verified to actually be a Sloppy Jerusalem.
A man I know only wares underwear made from 100 percent mercerised Egyptian cotton. One day whilst walking down the street he got a hard on for no particular reason and due to the sensual feeling of the underwear, he blew his beans whilst on the high street.

This is a Sloppy Jerusalem!
by JohnnyBad October 20, 2013
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jerusalem titties

a semi fat bitch with tits that don't come out further than her gut and thinks she's the hottest looking bitch ever. her titties are not real titties, they are two lumps created by fatness. also must have medium to darker skin, resembling that of mexicans and jerusalems.
guy 1: look at that bitches titty-do!
guy 2: yeah, she got them jerusalem titties for real, makes her look like alfred hitchcocks silhouette.
by logermoore February 23, 2009
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Jerusalen

Damn that girl is a jerusalen
by farina1986 August 14, 2011
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New Jerkskey

The more run down and/or unpleasant parts of New Jersey that make the state so infamous.

Such as but not limited to Newark, which borders New York City where many journalism and media corporations are based, Jersey City which is named after the damned state, or Asbury Park which is secretly where every 1990s rap music video is based off of.
Bobby McFerret: "Hey look at that sign. It says we're entering Newark."

James Gandalffini "The Grey": "Shit! Strap on your belts boys. We've just crossed over into...New Jerkskey!"

Everyone else except that mute guy: "*GASP*"
by nickreaper September 22, 2011
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jerusha

a gorgeous female who often attracts many lovers (both single and taken) and breaks their hearts. cruel but beautiful. envied by many.
"I cant believe how much of a jerusha she is!"
"he left me for a jerusha!"
"i wish i was a jerusha"
by rawrr x3 November 12, 2008
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Jerusalem

To Jerusalem: commonly known as a reluctant shag, where you have taken stock of the evening, realising that nothing better is coming your way, you leave with a slightly lower than average girl. In order to perform to expectation you lie back and think of England, the best way of doing this is to sing the most patriotic of songs, Jerusalem!
Wylie: Would you?
Ed: I have to sing Jerusalem.
by Where's my Rolex? March 28, 2009
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