Shadow Jerker

Someone who masturbates to the sounds of other people having sex or orgies. Usually in a closet or a dark place.

There goes Alex being a shadow jerker in Sam's and Stephanie's room.

by Floridaboy96 December 19, 2019

Vomit jerker

This is a person who is so vile that whenever you see them vomit literally enters your mouth, this can also be shortened to vj. Vj's are usually greasy mongs but we need a variety of different words for these things!

"Ew Mary, look at that greasy mong over there!" "you are right babe he is a potential vj!" *vj knows that he can do nothing now that he has been diagnosed as a vomit jerker and runs home and is never to be seen again and is shunned by all including his parents*

by Absolutemozza April 26, 2011

twerk jerker

That jerk who always has to demean and criticize other people's ability at twerking or getting twerked on.

(man and woman twerking)
Twerk Jerker: "Aha, wow you guys suck at twerking!"
Man: "Wow, what a fucking twerk jerker"
Woman: "Hey why don't you eat my ass twerk jerker"
(Twerk Jerker proceeds to eat woman's ass)

by flurrr November 10, 2014

vomit jerker

a person so ugly that when you lay eyes on them, you vomit. this person jerks your body to vomit, hence the term vomit jerker. it can also be shortened to VJ

ugh, dan is such a vomit jerker!

by orsasm April 22, 2011

Indiana Tear-Jerker

A sexual situation in which a man is simultaneously watching Schindler’s List and receiving a handjob

She gave me an Indiana Tear-Jerker last night; I've never felt so sad but so good at the same time

by Spencer Ace August 26, 2019

Ninja Jerker

One who constantly masturbates and is amazingly never caught or interrupted while doing so.

Woah, Timmy is such a ninja jerker, I'm surprised that little giblet hasn't been caught by his mom.

by 1337 sauce August 26, 2007

phantom jerker

One who constantly and furiously masturbates into his webcam while on chat roulette.

Credit to Ashley

"Yeah, tonight chatting I've met about 6 tools, four lonely guys in the dark, and three phantom jerkers."

by psycho_gerbill22 on AIM March 15, 2010