jerbo

to feel all tense becuase of years of viriginity.

He was like hot fire- jerbo to the last drop.

by ken January 24, 2006

jerkolater

The act of receiving a ferocious handjob preferably with lotion while taping the end of the penis shut with duct tape (must be secured very tightly) until ejaculation has been reached. Pause for 1 minute and watch as the goo oozes out.

While moving some boxes, Kelly decided to give me a jerkolater with grape jelly and and some packing tape.

by Raw_dogging_and_bailing July 12, 2006

Jerkbait

Somebody who is a (common) target for furious masturbation fantasies. often used as an insult.

"Shut up, Jerkbait."

by B@byQu33$H December 14, 2016

Jerkout

Excessive or prolonged masturbation to the extent that it becomes a form of working out. Usually this results in sore forearms.

I got a serious jerkout after watching Anal Masters six times in a row last night.

by TayRexz April 21, 2011

Professor Hans Jerkov

Slang normally used to denote the act of masturbation.

You saw the mess he did with his... addiction?
Yeah, apparently he consulted Professor Hans Jerkov.

by Polaris Alpha April 25, 2010

Dry Hobo Jerkdown

A dry, sandpapery hand job

First coined by the comedic mind of mr. Dave Attell

Often given by women who are either inexperienced, disinterested, or have an axe to grind.

She didn't even have the decency to spit on her hand first! It was a dry hobo jerkdown! What are these girls' stepfathers' teaching them?

by BeebittheJoinkspin December 15, 2010

jerkhole

combination of a jerk, and an asshole.

My friend matt is a jerkhole.

by Corndog April 21, 2004