jester

The most wise of all those in the kings court. The jester can entertain the king and his whole court without getting himself beheaded.

It takes a hell of a jester to deliver a burn like that and still stay alive to burn the king again tomorrow.

by Jester Lind June 19, 2006

Anal Jester

A more colorful, sophisticated and rarely used synonym of the term assclown. Has the same literal meaning, but it has more oomph to it!

"Oh look, Little Timmy shit the bed again! What an absolute Anal Jester!"

by NotANameWaster July 11, 2020

jenstracted

Unable to concentrate because one is preoccupied by the beauty that is Jensen Ackles, i.e. Dean Winchester and/or the sexiest green-eyed, freckled, full-lipped, bowlegged man on the planet.

My friend: Hello? Hello?! Are you listening?!
Me *daydreaming about what it would be like to meet Jensen Ackles*: Huh? Sorry, I was jenstracted...

by winchxstxrsandpix67 May 28, 2019

Jester Ed

Mascot of the band In Flames.Apear has a mask in some records.And a Mentioned in the disc The Jester Race, the best of the band of Melodic Death Metal.

Jester Ed is the Eddie of in flames and kik ass.

by Shakaz July 7, 2004

Jester Feet

The curling of ones toes at the point of orgasmic climax, thus replicating the turned up shoes of a court jester.

Scott: Did you give the missus one last night?
Nick: Oh yeah, Sammy rode me hard and good and gave me jester feet!

by Samick Downunder September 5, 2005

Jesters feet

The involuntary curling upwards of the toes when an orgasm is approaching, usually during masturbation.

She knew it would not be long before she would be covered in his baby-batter, as she noticed the onset of Jesters feet.

by Ally B May 19, 2004

Jesster

A being who usually has very small hands (often sweaty) and a quite high pitched voice (often quite like like mickey mouse on crack-cocaine, or towlie from the hit tv series South Park). She has a leech like quality of often grabbing onto attractive men. It also has a habit of watching TV from an angle and flaring her nostrils as she breaths through them. It also pronounces its "w" sounds in that oh-so annoying manner of sounding like they have a stick up their bum all the time and love the smell of their own farts, often putting a "who" before the word attempting to pronounce (Ex. Whoowhat). It often has what is known as a "donk" or large posterior, which it uses in order to attract the opposite sex. Sadly, if it were not for this redeeming quality, it might not even survive in the wild at all. Little else is known about this quite interesting, yet awkward creature, but as technology is advancing we hope to soon learn more about this being.

(note: closely related to the notorious Captain Cunningham)

Holly: Mother of pearl! Did you happen to see that Jesster?!?!

Greg: Yea... its quite sad actually... it did have a great donk though.

Holly: Hellz yea it did, poor thing, it could barely walk with that wagon it was draggin.

by Grolly123 March 27, 2011