Greg Jennings

one of the hardest niggas in madden, and hes got the team on his back

Lets go inside the mind of a Greg Jennings

by darren shoppa November 21, 2010

Evan Jennings

ahh, Evan, the psychotic, machete-loving, sexy-voiced and violent male that seems to have crawled straight out of hell. Best known for the popular slenderverse web series, 'everymanHYBRID', where he played himself and a demonic being named HABIT, Evan also has a separate youtube channel where he plays video games. Also, BEWARE, he ate a baby!

oh god! I think he just ate a baby!

who IS he!?

that sexy beast is Evan Jennings!

by Danger=Home July 10, 2018

William Jennings Bryan

A famous American orator, and three-time Democratic nominee for President. He never became President, but he dodged a bullet (literally) when he lost the 1900 election, as McKinley was assassinated one year later while shaking citizen's hands at the Pan-American Exposition in Buffalo. His 1896 "Cross of Gold" speech is his most famous speech, and probably the most quoted of his orations. Unfortunately, Bryan is remembered not for his political campaigns (he ran an anti-imperialist campaign against McKinley in 1900, and McKinley is now considered one of the most imperialistic presidents in all of American history), nor most of his orations, but the Scopes trial, in which he condemned a teacher who taught evolution in a Tennessee school. Now most commonly cited as an example of ignorant fundamentalist Christians by those who don't understand how the past actually worked. Historians, however, (including a SOCIALIST, Richard Hofstadter) have stated that it is a cruel, misconstrued view of an individual who had simply outlived his time.

Joe: " I just got a silver filling in my tooth. Damn, it hurts, but I do look pretty badass now.
Bob: "Haha, I have a gold filling."
Joe: "You shall not crucify mankind upon a cross of gold!"
Bob: "Who's that quote from?"
Joe: "William Jennings Bryan."
Bob: "Wow. I have no idea who that is. You're smart."
Joe: "Thanks, William Jennings Bryan, posterboy for obscure historical figures!"

by Anton Y. Mouse December 13, 2010

mason jennings

Singer/songwriter from Minnesota with a Dylanesque singing style and folk-influenced acoustic guitar style. Writes real music without any corporate overproduction bullshit. Not very mainstream, but has a large following anyways.

Dude, I just saw Mason Jennings in concert, he was awesome.

by darkserge99 January 1, 2009

peter jennings

Host on a news network, smoked for 30 years, got lung cancer as a result, and as a result of that.....

Died on August 7 2005

RIP PETER JENNINGS.....

by flicks September 1, 2005

ken jennings

Perhaps the sexiest, most appealing contestent in Jepordy history. Watching him win 2 million dollars gave us all an odd sense of pride and a warm fuzzy sort of feeling, because he appears to be the kid who was picked last in gym.

"Why can't Ken be president?"
"Ken Jennings OWNS, so show some respect, foo'!"

by moo1234 July 14, 2006

Jacob Jennings

Jacob Jennings is the guy you want to marry. A total dawg in the bed, lasts for hours. Humongous penis used for destroying milfs. Overall an athletic nice guy.

Omg, I had to be in a wheelchair for 2 weeks after a night with Jacob Jennings!

by Mathew Stein April 8, 2020