jewish year

A very long time, although usually not quite as long as an actual year.

OMG! I haven't seen you in a jewish year!

I was gonna go to the bathroom, but then Garth took a jewish year in there so I used someone else's.

by Johnny De December 5, 2007

JAMISHA

A beautiful young woman who is cute loyal and trustworthy . A good friend, sister, daughter, and girlfriend, and she looks like a whole snack

Damn you look like Jamisha

by By Lilly Jay May 18, 2018

jemisery

a total misery/ bleak/ negative

oh jesus this weather is an absolute jemisery

by scotcheg August 28, 2020

jewish honey

Mucus

Wow that's a lot of Jewish honey in your nose

by samba déjà nay da duh duh duh November 29, 2015

Jewish God

noun

Exactly the same as the Christian God, except Jewish.

Boi1: Ayo you hear about Jewish God's 13th birthday?
Boi2: I think you mean Jewish God's bar mitzvah.
Boi1: Whaaaaat!?
Boi2: Yea, Jewish God is exactly the same as Christian God, except significantly more Jewish.

by Blumpkin_Huricanrana June 8, 2016

jewish american princess

also known as a J.A.P, (not to be confused with the ethnic slur) jewish american princesses are known for wearing overpriced clothes such as aviator nation. people often describe J.A.P's as bratty and spoiled

Hey did you see Jessica's new golden goose?

Isn't that her 10th pair? She is such a J.A.P! (jewish american princess)

by juuulia12 January 26, 2021

jemison

Jemison is a type of person who you just need to say is a handsome beast. He is an athletic and is a fit and a strong person. He would be the type of man who would pick up all the hot chicks.

You are a Jemison.

by Jemison March 17, 2018