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jbelling

When you direct message unsolicited pictures of your genitalia to unsuspecting victims.
Guy 1: She said Hi back to me. I think she really likes me, I'm going to send a picture of my cock.

Guy 2: Dude stop jbelling her.
by dynamiteDPs March 19, 2021
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Boston jilling

The female act of touching herself furtively in the privates while fully clothed; so-called because of the reputation Bostonians have for sexual inhibitions and hypocrisy.
It was a long and boring guy flick, so I entertained myself by Boston jilling during it. I don't think my guy was the wiser, as he was too intent on the action.
by Nora O'Shaughnessy November 19, 2007
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jilling off

Hey Monique, do you wanna go out with us tonight? Nah girl I'll be too busy jilling off to some porno.
by tender_roni September 18, 2016
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jilling

female masturbation

the female equivalent of jacking off is jilling off.
Example: I was bored at home, and my boyfriend was out of town, so I started jilling off.
by goodvibration December 8, 2007
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jelqing

The art of creating a longer penis through stroking excercises for months and years. The erect penis is greased and stroked a specific number of times, near orgasm, but rock-busters should be avoided if at all possible. The number of strokings is over 110...then a rest...then another 110. Some men have claimed this gives them a larger penis, but some men have come forward to show the actual results.
The Academy of Jelqing in Chestnut Hills, PA, has classes for very horny men who jelq each other and in many cases (most of them) way over into orgasms, so that the Academy classroom walls are covered with sperm. The Academy also offers classes in 'the techniques of the power-house enema" and other such delights combined with the art of the jelq. Jelqing does create a situation of male-bonding particularily when the therapy gives the penis a release and orgasm to have everyone else in class ducking the flying jizz shots!
"I've been jelqing my cock for so long and it's still a hard 3"...but I keep jelqing because it's fun to do it with my son and his teenage friends"

"Someone yelled OH GOD I JELQED INTO A SPERM-BLASTER"
by Marcus Holly January 9, 2008
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Jilling

The female version of jacking off derived from Jack and Jill. Jack for the boys, Jill for the girls.
I walked in on Marina jilling off while she was watching porn. I'm not sure whether she was extremely startled at the disturbance, or if she jilled her panties! It was so loud.
by DieselBoy August 27, 2013
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jelking

Jelking is an exercise believed to increase the size of you penis. It consists of grasping the semi flaccid form of your penis at the base, then while holding tight stretching and forcing the blood to the head of the penis while slowly moving your hand towards the head.

This exercise originated from African Tribesmen who wished to elongate their genitalia and reported growths of up to 10 inches above average have been claimed.
I use "jelking" to increase my penis size
by Jonboy582 May 22, 2006
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