1. a man given name out of pure
irony2. a happy boy sausage with no mustard in his knees with a huge dislike of potatoes bees, sex, and tafari
3. A guy who wishes he was as cool as taiquan so as a joke he post a
definition of taiquan on urban
dictionary that is wrong
4.guy who doesn't make moves on girls when given obvious chances
1. mr.
bitches is ironically jelani king
2. guy 1: i wish i was taiquan
guy 2: stop being such a jelani king
3.Jelani king + girl alone in room =
feet being creamed
4. jelani king: " i wish i cud have taiquan's life sooooooo
bad, guess i'll settle for mines