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jeepers creepers

1) intj. An expression of extreme surprise. Derived from "Jesus Christ".

2) n. A weird-ass movie.
1) "Jeepers creepers! He just shot my brother! ...my idol..."

2) "Dude, I saw Jeepers Creepers last night. That is one fucked movie."
by Fugerko.? December 23, 2003
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jeejer

A 50 to 100 pound dog that is well trained and compassionate.
That golden retriever is a jeejer
by Hairy locust October 12, 2022
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Jeepers cats

A word used out of frustration. Simular to someone saying;"jesus christ."

Commenly used in places like Pennsylvannia in the country
Mari: "Joanie get off the couch, your not sleeping there."

Joanie: "Yes I am, why can't I?"

Mari: "That is not where you are sleeping, you are sleeping in the other house."

Joanie: "I can sleep wherever I want."

Mari: "Jeepers cats Joanie, just get up."
by NeoBerserker January 2, 2005
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Vomit jerker

This is a person who is so vile that whenever you see them vomit literally enters your mouth, this can also be shortened to vj. Vj's are usually greasy mongs but we need a variety of different words for these things!
"Ew Mary, look at that greasy mong over there!" "you are right babe he is a potential vj!" *vj knows that he can do nothing now that he has been diagnosed as a vomit jerker and runs home and is never to be seen again and is shunned by all including his parents*
by Absolutemozza April 26, 2011
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jeeter

The common red-necked Jeeter can be found sporting a worn agricultural product or automotive sports cap at a roadhouse bar, where a chain-link fence shields the questionable talent from bottle hurling locals. (the hat's foam printed front is a requirement, mesh back is optional).

The Jeeter is usually scruffy, with at least a four-day beard and often twice as much growth sprouting from nostrils and ears. Skinny and with darting eyes, the Jeeter emerges from his dented and jacked-up Ford F-150, 85 Camaro or un-muffled Station Wagon, sun baked to perfection with fresh nicotine tarnish accenting his moustache and fingers. Look for the scraggly salt-and-pepper hair jutting out from beneath his cap on Northern Jeeters, and for Southern Jeeters, a longer mullet will often be present. The vocal laugh of the common Jeeter sounds like a bass note coming from a bleached dashboard speaker that has torn from its rim. Teeth are, of course, optional.

Another mark of distinction is a nearly empty chain-to-belt wallet, and fingernails that look like the contain a 1/4 pound of driveway sealant.

When seen entering a strip joint, the Jeeter wallet contains a surprising amount ot greasy, wrinkled $1 bills.
Diverse examples of this sub-species can be found from Northern Maine to Florida, and westward to all suburbs and rural areas where major appliances and assorted dirt bike parts frequently adorn oil-soaked driveways, front lots and crowded porches.

Despite their unlikely candidacy as mates, Jeeters produce many offspring, and their broods are often found crowding around the tasting griddle at Costco, screaming in a MacDonald's bathroom or parking lot, or stealing Slim Jims at the 7-11.

Common names for the males are:
Dwayne, Jimbo, Darell, Earl, Bud, Jesse or Slim.

Common names for the females are:
Crystal, Kimmy, Darryl, Clarice, Janice or Ronnie.

For some reason, almost all the eldest offspring have the same name, "DoItNOW Shithead", and the younger offspring are usually called, "You Too!".
by Garrett T. Jeffries August 17, 2006
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jeepers

An expression of mild surprise or shock from '60s-'70s. Popularized by cartoon character Velma of the '70s children's show Scooby-Doo. Rarely used today, except in an ironic fashion. A very wholesome word.
"Jeepers! You sure surprised me!" Claire exclaimed, then laughed along with her friends at the silly anachronism.
by Estoy En Su Punta January 24, 2006
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twerk jerker

That jerk who always has to demean and criticize other people's ability at twerking or getting twerked on.
(man and woman twerking)
Twerk Jerker: "Aha, wow you guys suck at twerking!"
Man: "Wow, what a fucking twerk jerker"
Woman: "Hey why don't you eat my ass twerk jerker"
(Twerk Jerker proceeds to eat woman's ass)
by flurrr November 10, 2014
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