jebiga

Fuck it.

I lost my job today. Jebiga!

by Mio May 22, 2003

jewish glue socket

When a man falls asleep with his penis tucked in his asshole, While he is asleep he has a wet dream and ejaculates in his own asshole, over night it drys up and doesn't allow him to free his penis.

Dude did you hear? Jake went to the hospital because of a Jewish Glue Socket!

by pole dinnner March 11, 2011

Jewish Dildo

a $5 roll of quarters.

- I need some change man..
- I'll give you a Jewish Dildo for five dollars.

by Diskrillus July 25, 2011

jewish mother

an unstoppable force of nature that will feed you, pamper you, and pester you at the slightest provocation. known to spout Yiddish randomly.

be warned: if you come to my house, you WILL leave with a full stomach and a bag of leftovers.

by Shwaggy February 13, 2004

jewish year

A very long time, although usually not quite as long as an actual year.

OMG! I haven't seen you in a jewish year!

I was gonna go to the bathroom, but then Garth took a jewish year in there so I used someone else's.

by Johnny De December 5, 2007

jemisery

a total misery/ bleak/ negative

oh jesus this weather is an absolute jemisery

by scotcheg August 28, 2020

jewish honey

Mucus

Wow that's a lot of Jewish honey in your nose

by samba déjà nay da duh duh duh November 29, 2015