Jayne

normally known as a creepy lady who sits around a fire with my grandma and your grandma

jayne- oh yeah i remember her... isnt she the councillor lady ?

by mygrandmaandyourgrandma October 23, 2011

Jayne

A girl proficient in the art of "cock blocking". A Jayne will constantly follow and thrive off her one and only friend. If any interested male party attempts to hit on or even talk to this friend, the Jayne will immediately go on the defense. With a constant stare, the Jayne will then make it virtually impossible to interact with the girl you are attempting to talk to.

Friend : "Hey bro did you talk to that girl last night?"

You: "Na man, I didn't get a chance to. Her friend kept staying there third wheeling like crazy!

Friend: "Shit bro, looks like you've got a Jayne on your hands!"

by reiter911 April 11, 2013

Jayne

Jayne is a very outgoing loud person. She is so gorgeous and dumb at time. Falls in love and can't stop. She has an amazing bum. Makes mistakes and makes you fall for her again.

Guess what?

What?

I took a girl home last night!

Oh that's cool who?
Jayne
You lucky bastard

by Ellie hendermin November 28, 2018

Jayne

A simple replacement for any word that you can't remember, can't be bothered to say or feel needs spicing up.
Also, it can be fun to use Jayne as a replacement for a word that rhymes with it.

Donny - 'Hey Ted, someone called for you earlier.'

Ted - 'Who was it?'

Donny - ' That girl from the Flea Market... Ya know... Jayne.'


OR

Ted - 'Hey Donny, weathers getting rough eh?'

Donny - 'Yeah, it might Jayne.'

by woolbar August 23, 2008

Jayne

A girl seen as very fake or snakey. The fact is that she doesn't know she is fake and tries to manipulate people. In other words, a snake, hiss- hiss-

Not a Karen, but nothing better than a Karen.

'omg stop being a jayne'
'why are you being such a jayne?'

Example:
Friend 1: omg, do you know B is so fake? she is so two-face!

Friend 2: I thought you are friends with her?

Friend 1: who cares? she is just so annoying!

Friend 2: dude, why are you being such a jayne?

by sheeeeesssshhh1234 November 6, 2021

Jayne Cobb

The tuff untrustworthy Mercenary on firefly played by Adam Baldwin. Tends to ware cool t-shirts, has man parts and is the ‘Hero of Canton’.

The Hero of Canton the man they call...JAYNE!!!!

by Gunrunner June 22, 2004

Jayne Mansfield

Blonde bombshell second only to Marilyn Monroe. Had very large breasts and an extremely small waist, like a wasp and super long legs. Was truly the world's only living Barbie doll, and completely natural aside from her hair color. Had an I.Q. of 163, yet epitomized dumb blondes.

Jayne Mansfield was known for her high-pitched squeal, which was her trademark.

by Mona Lott May 18, 2006