Jonathon

That super mysterious short rough boy in your theater class that you always want to get closer to who makes you say LAWD HE'S HOT, He's super creative and smart and has a great sense of fashion and will never wear anything trashy or ugly. he's also an amazing person to go to for protection, He can be hotheaded at times and will try to rationalize his anger by venting to others, He's a wonderful and caring person despite his shortcomings. He won't stay a single very long because he's drop dead easy on the eyes and has a personality that you wont find anywhere else.

Jonathons smile is infectious.

by thisalmostshouldfitthelimitrig April 13, 2021

Johnathon

Correct spelling .. biblical. Typically smart independent person. Perfect baby name

Johnathon is a amazing person, and he is beautiful.

by Jgl1993 December 29, 2017

Jonathon Ross

Floppy Haired Wide-Boy Jonathon R(W)oss, is a prominant Uk TV Prostitute who enthralls his misguided audience with a hilarious comedy speech defect routine that never fails to nauseate, Everything that comes out of his mouth is actually Shite. This is due to an Anus-Mouth swap operation he had at birth that proved so popular with the UK TV licence paying public that they voluntarily agreed to pay him 6 Million Pounds of their money, thus giving him the nickname 'The C**t!'.

Jonathon 'Dog-Cock' Woss's condition has improved in recent months after the successful removal of a slimy parasitic Russel Brand from his Rectum, the only side affect being his wife, Jordan's hair turing Pink!

Reporter: 'Hey Jonathan, why do they call you the 'C**t'?

Jonathon Ross: ' Becawse I am a £6million public scwewing C**t, that's why!'

Reporter: ' Is that why your wife Jordan's hair is pink?'

Jonathon Ross: 'No, Its because I am Jonathon Ross, The C**t!'

by Jordans Sweating Cleft January 7, 2010

Jonathong

The act of licking one's thong and tickling the ass cheeks until one laughs. When they laugh its a Jonathong.

Bobalinda: 'haha stop you "Jonathon" it tickles too much!'

Jonathon: 'They dont call it the "Jonathong" for nothing'

by Davis786439 July 18, 2009

Jawnathan

Just a random dude

Jonathan mixed with Jawn

"Ayo peep Jawnathan over there"

by tibbs1k October 31, 2022

slimy jonathon

When a woman hocks a loogie on a mans dick and the man shoves it in her ear

Bro I just slimy jonathoned that chick and she is scarred for life

by The info dude December 4, 2015

Jonathon Kangster

A cool Korean guy who goes to Ann Arbor SKyline High School. He loves to act cool and he is cool. He plays the trrrumpet and is da real kangster. He has the kangster look and likes to cover his eyes with his hair and sag his pants.

Jonathon Kangster loves to be cool.

by Jonathon Kangster November 21, 2014