This primitive male while acquire what is know as the 'jasper booty' this booty is a booty that exceeds all of other famous bootys and is feminine it makes girls cry. It is the one and only booty that can be worshipped by the gods! It is literally Dat Ass!!!
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2. Someone who wears non-prescription glasses for fashion reasons.
2. Someone who wears non-prescription glasses for fashion reasons.
John is such a hipster, with his lensless glasses. He's like Glasses Jasses Superbrasses!
Rainham Cool Club does not admit Glasses Jasses Superbrasses tryhards - you can't just buy splankers and put it on your face, man!
Rainham Cool Club does not admit Glasses Jasses Superbrasses tryhards - you can't just buy splankers and put it on your face, man!
by DogfinderGeneral October 29, 2020
Get the Glasses Jasses Superbrasses mug.A school in the suburbs of Dallas which contains horny as shit teens who vape and do all types of shit in the bathrooms. Moreover, the high asian population leads to a massive weeabo population where guys talk about fucking body pillow waifus. But the most infamous trait of all is Jasper's relentless barrage of homework that fucks its students in the ass daily. Students often say "im gunna try something different" and proceed to not do homework for a single day. The next thing they know, their GPA tanks and the teacher's dick is balls deep in their ass.
-Bro, I wanna kill myself right now, there's so much homework! My teachers are all deciding to fuck us at the same time by assigning 5 projects right before semester exams!
-Wow, you must go to Jasper High School!
-Wow, you must go to Jasper High School!
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History teacher: Tiffany, what is the most important part of the Civil War?
Tiffany: Jasper Hale's entrance and rise as the sexiest soldier ever!
History Teacher: Indeed! He IS sexy as Hale! Very good example!
Tiffany: Jasper Hale's entrance and rise as the sexiest soldier ever!
History Teacher: Indeed! He IS sexy as Hale! Very good example!
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