Jarrett

A boy who's name is often misheard as "Jared" or "Garrett".

What's your name?
Jarrett.
What's that? Jared?
It's Jarrett.
Oh, Garrett.
No.

by buttslapper81 May 30, 2011

dirty jarrett

When your balls deep in the back of your vehicle and your girl knocks the vehicle into neutral and it starts moving from your thrusting.

Last night I totally Dirty Jarrett This girl in the back of my pathfinder and it rolled into traffic.

by Propanegain June 8, 2020

jarra

Vieron una jarra? De vidrio, o plástico, juguera? Bueno, denla vuelta. Hay muchachos cuyas cabezas parecen una jarra, dadas las geométricas formas a las que su grosera nariz las somete. Una gran manija es su nariz, porque son deformes. Entonces, sus amigos se dan cuenta de lo obvio, y un día los apodan Jarra. Esto trae aparejado un gran daño a la autoestima del susodicho, ya que ¡no te pueden apodar Jarra (imaginate que te guste una chica y que, pese a tu nariz enorme, por alguna extraña razón esté dispuesta a darte bola: no lo hará si sabe que te dicen Jarra)!

Con el correr de los días, la personalidad del apodado es afectada de tal forma que pronto la Jarra se apodera de él, y lo convierte en un chiste. Generando así miles de apodos derivados de nuevos aspectos (o viejos, que anteriormente pasaban despapercibidos) de su patético ser. Una vez alcanzada esa situación, Jarra se suicida o se opera la nariz al cumplir la mayoría de edad, y se muda para siempre del pueblo iniciando una nueva vida.

"Che, miren, ahí llegó Jarra. Servime jugo, Jarra! (*con su mano sitúa un imaginario vaso bajo la nariz de Jarra*)"

by #NoCojoGordas August 4, 2016

Jarret

A guy whose parents decided to think of a name that almost everyone will spell wrong even if they are told the correct spelling. Common misspellings include Jarett, Jared, Jarrett, Garrett, and Jarred.

An example of misspelling "Jarret":

When a person is filling out a check for you they ask "How do you spell your name?". You answer "J-A-R-R-E-T". They finish filling out the check and hand it to you... they spelled it J-A-R-E-T-T.

by jroeishere July 16, 2009

Jarrett

Jarrett's will always make you laugh and smile. They are not afraid to be themselves and they are great people. Very few people hate him and many get annoyed with him. He's very silly.

That yoga instructor is so a Jarrett!!

by Greatness# June 11, 2013

Jarrad swadel

often described as an unstoppable force with mass penetration. highest penetrative kill rank throughout the globe. child of shaggy and Grinch and the father of Thanos. This force is portrayed as a human figure in the real world. the figure is similar to a Jewish individual.

bullies: *picks on kid*
kid:* swaaaaaaaaaaaaaaadeeeeeel*
Jarrad Swadel:* comes out of the ground*
Jarrad Swadel:* eyes turn white*
bullies: * drop to the floor with no genitals*

by wuefguywgfugw March 13, 2019

Jennifer Jareau

She’s just Jennifer Jareau. That’s it. That’s the definition.

Person 1: Have you watched Criminal Minds before?

Person 2: Yeah Derek Morgan is like so hot!

Person 3: No way! Emily Prentiss is the hottest-

Person 4 (superior person duh.): YOU GUYS! JJ IS THE HOTTEST IT’S NOT EVEN A QUESTION! JENNIFER JAREAU IS THE HOTTEST PERSON.

(I still love Derek and Em tho please don’t cancel me.)

by jjs.wife March 6, 2021