Jared Kleinman

KiNkY

Evan Hansen: Has been... RoUgH
Jared Kleinman: KiNkY

by NoImNotAttractedToPans December 30, 2019

Jared Kleinman

He is the insanely cool Jared Kleinman who eats bath bombs and loves the cronch

"the insanely cool Jared Kleinman
I think we should start to make him a part of this awesome friendship we have"

by Elevatornotworthy November 6, 2019

jared2013

A certain individual who most likely griefed your base, unless your name is <popbob>. Enjoys playing on <the oldest anarchy server in minecraft>.

Fit: jared2013 a loose cannon...
Fitfans: OH SHIT JARED
<2b2t> community: Fitfags

by InvaderInvader September 3, 2020

Jacked

Having huge muscles (i.e. "jacks")

Greg: "Baby, you think I look swole today?"
Tabitha: "Hell yeah, sugar - you are JACKED!"

by Greg's Girl July 14, 2009

Mommy Jacked

When someone posts an update on Facebook and people reply about their children and really nothing to do with what the status was about.

Happy Veteran's Day!

Reply- Oh, yes it's my babies 6 months of being born today, so thankful. Happy Veterans day to you to.
(You're post just got Mommy jacked)

by agentrant February 3, 2012

Gay jacked

Made famous in a Family Guy cutaway. An uncontrollable urge to dance and be happy and imitate the Family Guy version of true joy and dancing on a plane. Also great to play when heading to Miami

I gay jacked all the way to Miami.

by 8trackgto September 19, 2021

Jared Leto

The Morbius. Our god. the lord of the Morb and the protector of the innocent.

Guy 1: Jared Leto is based.

Guy 2: TRUE!

by requim_slayer May 11, 2022