Captain Jack Harkness

A character in the popular BBC series of Doctor Who and the spin off Torchwood. Played by John Barrowman, MBE. Captain Jack first appeared in the episode " The Empty Child" . Unfortunately Jack dies in his travels with the Doctor but is reserected by Rose when she absorbs the time vortex , it is later discovered that he is immortal. In the Future Jack is knowen as the face of Boe. Jack is the first non-heterosexual character in Doctor Who. A flirt Jack has often been referred to as a "walking innuendo".

Jack: Captain Jack Harkness. And who are you?
Martha: Martha Jones.
Jack: Nice to meet you Martha Jones.
The Doctor: Oh don't start!
Jack: I was only saying hello.
Martha: I don't mind.
Jack: Doctor.
The Doctor: Captain.
Jack: Good to see you.
The Doctor: And you. Same as ever. Although. Have you had work done?
Jack: You can talk.

by TheNerp December 20, 2014

Cactus Jack fucked me

When a person is very hungry so they pull up to McDonald's and they want to try something new so they order the travy patty using the secret code: "Cactus jack fucked me".

Other codes could be used too such as:

"Cactus jacked me off"
"Jacques Webster sent me"
"Cactusjack fucked my cat and bit my dick off"
"You know why I'm here"

Usually after the code the costumer will play Sicko Mode to unlock the travy party.

McDonald's worker: "Hi what can I get for you today?

Costumer: "Cactus jack fucked me"

Mcdonald's worker: "I'm sorry what was th..."

Costumer: *INSERTS SICKO MODE*

McDonald's worker: "So you want a Sprite with that?"

Costumer: "Yeh"

by Xbox1spaz69 September 13, 2020

Jack and Crack

Drinking Jack Daniels and smoking Crack on top of a hill with your friends, while dressed up as witches.

Always done during the week of Halloween.

Randy: Well, I got the Jack
Thomas: And I got the Crack!
Randy: Oh, yeah! Jack and Crack Witch Week. Let's do this!
Gerald: Everybody up the hill!

by Richie Queijo November 3, 2017

Jack Cunt

A "Jack Cunt" is someone who is selfish, unwilling to work and use energy during a task involving more than one person. The person who has been deemed a "Jack Cunt" may also try to use excuses to avoid performing the required task, which usually involves them suddenly disappearing, then reappearing after the task has been completed. Jack Cunts will always think about themselves first..

Nick - Excuse me bro, can you please help me lift this…
Alex - Nah

… Jack Cunt

by phantomplayerX May 30, 2015

jack robert avery

Jack Avery is 1/5 out of the new trending band Why Don't we. Jack has recently surpassed 700k followers on Instagram @jackaverymusic and his band has 1.3 million @whydontwemusic. Jack and his band are really good friends with vlogger Logan Paul who has directed many of the bands music videos such as; Nobody Gotta Know and Something Different. Jack is known for his curly hair.

Jack Robert Avery is the one with the curly hair.
Jack Avery is a part of Why Dont We.

by whydontwefreak August 9, 2017

Jack Manifold

Just can't stop the Jack Manifold grind.

Just killed a family of 5 and now running from police but can't stop that Jack Manifold grind.

by Ice_Bee September 6, 2021

Jack Ruby

While engaging in missionary sex the male pulls out and shoots his load onto the stomach of the woman. Named after the man who killed Lee Harvey Oswald (JFK's assassin) by shooting him in the stomach in the basement of the Dallas Police Headquarters.

I was totally banging LaQweefa last night but since I didn't have a rubber I had to give her the ol' Jack Ruby.

by Bernie Chamberlain July 19, 2013